I was a stranger, and you beat me, put me in a cage, and sent me to a country I've never lived in and don't know the language. (Trump Bible: Barron 25:35)

ICE is a four-letter word.

Praise Jesus!

Two basses, Keith Emerson, eat your heart out.

When Trump is gone, they should rename the ballroom the Epstein Ballroom and prominently list all the donors that made the Epstein Ballroom possible.

So Trump is blaming the brown streak on his butt on stress?

Better than using Jake Paul.

Admission that Trump cannot physically operate under the Constitution.

My favorite are the ones that weren't redacted in the first pass but then became redacted in the final one.

Does anyone know the name of the company contracted to do this?

Was Pam one of the Epstein girls?

STOP BLAMING THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT!

IT HAS WORKED FOR OVER 200 YEARS.

It's the christian conservative republicans that are causing this with their christofascist beliefs.

Praise Jesus for the destruction of democracy worldwide!

So, Congress finds them in contempt and refers Bondi, Patel, and Blanche to Bondi for prosecution.

Yep. Gotta love the US.