Xeon
@dontsavemeplease.bsky.social
he/him, bi, liminal lover.
I am simply a fading soul controlling a human puppet.
Maybe several souls young and old guiding the same creature across the land of flesh.
Have a lovely day my fellow creatures of bone and skin, or anything really.
>:3c
I am simply a fading soul controlling a human puppet.
Maybe several souls young and old guiding the same creature across the land of flesh.
Have a lovely day my fellow creatures of bone and skin, or anything really.
>:3c
I AM GOING TO HIT THE NEXT PERSON TO MAKE THAT JOKE WITH A 2017 TOYOTA COROLLA!
January 25, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I AM GOING TO HIT THE NEXT PERSON TO MAKE THAT JOKE WITH A 2017 TOYOTA COROLLA!
“Ugh, what’s in my pussy?” *pulls out a nuclear fusion rod* “oh”… “how did that get in there?”
*hard cuts to last night* *circe falls from the ceiling cunny first onto a nuclear reactor, as a power rod slips in* “skydiving while drunk, high, and naked… check!” *As she scribbles off a checklist* :3
*hard cuts to last night* *circe falls from the ceiling cunny first onto a nuclear reactor, as a power rod slips in* “skydiving while drunk, high, and naked… check!” *As she scribbles off a checklist* :3
January 19, 2026 at 3:55 AM
“Ugh, what’s in my pussy?” *pulls out a nuclear fusion rod* “oh”… “how did that get in there?”
*hard cuts to last night* *circe falls from the ceiling cunny first onto a nuclear reactor, as a power rod slips in* “skydiving while drunk, high, and naked… check!” *As she scribbles off a checklist* :3
*hard cuts to last night* *circe falls from the ceiling cunny first onto a nuclear reactor, as a power rod slips in* “skydiving while drunk, high, and naked… check!” *As she scribbles off a checklist* :3
Do NOT give this child a child. It will end with a lot of diapers
January 16, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Do NOT give this child a child. It will end with a lot of diapers
Mate, just say you want to commit a Viking blood eagle on that lawyer to appease the gods. I say shit like that with my family around and no body gives a damn. From ^#*+£€ dumbasses to y’all, just say it. Also, YOU SAW WHAT!?
January 13, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Mate, just say you want to commit a Viking blood eagle on that lawyer to appease the gods. I say shit like that with my family around and no body gives a damn. From ^#*+£€ dumbasses to y’all, just say it. Also, YOU SAW WHAT!?
“With enough training, any ass can be a fleshlight” idk cumsu the grand master or some shit
January 12, 2026 at 11:39 PM
“With enough training, any ass can be a fleshlight” idk cumsu the grand master or some shit
This is Circe we’re talking about here. She wouldn’t learn a lesson even if she was beaten with the dictionary definition of lesson.
January 12, 2026 at 11:24 PM
This is Circe we’re talking about here. She wouldn’t learn a lesson even if she was beaten with the dictionary definition of lesson.
Well I’ve got one helluva fuckin story to tell you my friend. :3
January 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Well I’ve got one helluva fuckin story to tell you my friend. :3
I am also already dealing with it so please don’t be worried.
January 8, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I am also already dealing with it so please don’t be worried.
I apologize deeply for my transgressions upon on you. I wasn’t being funny, so I’ll not talk of it again. Have a nice day. (No this not a plea for help)
January 8, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I apologize deeply for my transgressions upon on you. I wasn’t being funny, so I’ll not talk of it again. Have a nice day. (No this not a plea for help)
My fault eyes. God damn brains need an audit function
January 8, 2026 at 2:49 AM
My fault eyes. God damn brains need an audit function
I don’t dude? I usually just go until it hurts to much or I see bone, which ever comes first. :3
January 8, 2026 at 2:45 AM
I don’t dude? I usually just go until it hurts to much or I see bone, which ever comes first. :3
Then find drawing, where did you see it last? :3
January 6, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Then find drawing, where did you see it last? :3
“Hey, uhh… your deliver driver is being eaten by a frost maw.
Do you need any baby food to go along with those diapers?
We can deliver them to Siberia in about a week. :3”
Do you need any baby food to go along with those diapers?
We can deliver them to Siberia in about a week. :3”
January 5, 2026 at 5:20 PM
“Hey, uhh… your deliver driver is being eaten by a frost maw.
Do you need any baby food to go along with those diapers?
We can deliver them to Siberia in about a week. :3”
Do you need any baby food to go along with those diapers?
We can deliver them to Siberia in about a week. :3”
One of my favorite character types is a twinky femboy with a MASSIVE cock that you wouldn’t expect him to have. Like it’s not unnaturally big, but it still makes you questionhis genetics. :3
January 4, 2026 at 7:43 PM
One of my favorite character types is a twinky femboy with a MASSIVE cock that you wouldn’t expect him to have. Like it’s not unnaturally big, but it still makes you questionhis genetics. :3
I’m watching a backrooms video about a library and straight up thought I had been teleporting to a liminal library. :3
January 4, 2026 at 5:48 PM
I’m watching a backrooms video about a library and straight up thought I had been teleporting to a liminal library. :3
How dare you suggest “SHOWERING” before he starts! He likes how u taste mate! :3
January 3, 2026 at 8:02 PM
How dare you suggest “SHOWERING” before he starts! He likes how u taste mate! :3
Why was 10 scared?
…
BECAUSE HE WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF 9/11
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHhahahahahahHhHhahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahaha!!!!!!!
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BECAUSE HE WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF 9/11
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHhahahahahahHhHhahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahaha!!!!!!!
January 3, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Why was 10 scared?
…
BECAUSE HE WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF 9/11
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHhahahahahahHhHhahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahaha!!!!!!!
…
BECAUSE HE WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF 9/11
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHhahahahahahHhHhahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahaha!!!!!!!
Oh my god what is this!?
‘I mean it’s going in my playlist.’ :3
BUT STILL, WHO THE FUCK WAS OFF THEIR MEDS ENOUGH TO EVEN WRITE THIS LOVELY LITTLE SUICIDE SONG!?!?
‘I mean it’s going in my playlist.’ :3
BUT STILL, WHO THE FUCK WAS OFF THEIR MEDS ENOUGH TO EVEN WRITE THIS LOVELY LITTLE SUICIDE SONG!?!?
January 3, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Oh my god what is this!?
‘I mean it’s going in my playlist.’ :3
BUT STILL, WHO THE FUCK WAS OFF THEIR MEDS ENOUGH TO EVEN WRITE THIS LOVELY LITTLE SUICIDE SONG!?!?
‘I mean it’s going in my playlist.’ :3
BUT STILL, WHO THE FUCK WAS OFF THEIR MEDS ENOUGH TO EVEN WRITE THIS LOVELY LITTLE SUICIDE SONG!?!?
Nah, he sounds WAY to smart to be scooby doo
January 3, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Nah, he sounds WAY to smart to be scooby doo
“Welp! You know what that means!”
*turns into a ‘living’ piñata.
*turns into a ‘living’ piñata.
January 3, 2026 at 8:09 AM
“Welp! You know what that means!”
*turns into a ‘living’ piñata.
*turns into a ‘living’ piñata.
When… when I read things that have a depressing and saddening effect, I always try to find the humor, to find the funny and lighten the mood of sadness. But… today I have… nothing… there is no humor or funny to be found in any of this.
I can only say, that I’m sorry for what you have seen.goodnight
I can only say, that I’m sorry for what you have seen.goodnight
January 1, 2026 at 9:37 PM
When… when I read things that have a depressing and saddening effect, I always try to find the humor, to find the funny and lighten the mood of sadness. But… today I have… nothing… there is no humor or funny to be found in any of this.
I can only say, that I’m sorry for what you have seen.goodnight
I can only say, that I’m sorry for what you have seen.goodnight
Holy shit your taller than me :3c
December 31, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Holy shit your taller than me :3c
Not to be rude, but how tall are you, because these images look like your the height of my tooth brush? Or you could be crawling around, I have no clue. :3
December 31, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Not to be rude, but how tall are you, because these images look like your the height of my tooth brush? Or you could be crawling around, I have no clue. :3
THE SWUIRE! WHAT IS THE SONG NAME!? I MUST KNOW!!!
December 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
THE SWUIRE! WHAT IS THE SONG NAME!? I MUST KNOW!!!