Chris Johnson Is An Uncommon Name
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I am the kind of combination an idiot would have on his luggage.
I'm plenty weird, but I'm not 'order door dash from the AMC' weird. Yet.
December 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I'm plenty weird, but I'm not 'order door dash from the AMC' weird. Yet.
App idea alert: After 10 PM, if you hit L or Enter more than 5 times in a row it locks your texting and non-emergency calling for an hour. I call it Deleter.
March 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
App idea alert: After 10 PM, if you hit L or Enter more than 5 times in a row it locks your texting and non-emergency calling for an hour. I call it Deleter.
I guess if I loved Grant Ball Four I can learn to love Scott Blew It.
March 20, 2025 at 9:01 AM
I guess if I loved Grant Ball Four I can learn to love Scott Blew It.
Burn, baby, burn.
March 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Burn, baby, burn.
Everyone I met in Florida was full of shit.
March 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Everyone I met in Florida was full of shit.
All other similarities aside, is Tesla the Volkswagen of this new reich?
March 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
All other similarities aside, is Tesla the Volkswagen of this new reich?
Very proud of myself.
February 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Very proud of myself.
Watching No Escape (1994) and the crazy sci fi premise is... Tough to read.
February 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Watching No Escape (1994) and the crazy sci fi premise is... Tough to read.
I am a sucker for those black peel off pore masks (who isn't?), but every time I am smearing one on I think to myself, "...this doesn't count, right?"
February 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I am a sucker for those black peel off pore masks (who isn't?), but every time I am smearing one on I think to myself, "...this doesn't count, right?"
When you give your subtitler a pizza party for their 20th year with the company.
February 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
When you give your subtitler a pizza party for their 20th year with the company.
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If I was the richest man in the world and literally nobody wanted to be my friend, I too might put all my energy into destroying the planet.
February 2, 2025 at 2:30 PM
If I was the richest man in the world and literally nobody wanted to be my friend, I too might put all my energy into destroying the planet.
Zuul content. Old, gray, still the best.
January 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Zuul content. Old, gray, still the best.
It is starting to feel like Jack Donaghy is trying to tank the country. This is the U.S.! Well, it's just S now. We sold the U. To Scotland. They're Scoutland now.
January 24, 2025 at 7:29 AM
It is starting to feel like Jack Donaghy is trying to tank the country. This is the U.S.! Well, it's just S now. We sold the U. To Scotland. They're Scoutland now.
Every single thing about this place haunts me. MC Escher from a Craigslist ad with no punctuation or capitalization.
January 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Every single thing about this place haunts me. MC Escher from a Craigslist ad with no punctuation or capitalization.