S is making popcorn. Jude: why do dat? S shaking bowl..do to maximum butter distribute. 🥰

J decided to be adventurous. I had crunchy shrimp fries as a snack and I offered her one. She said ok and stuffed it in her mouth. What she didn’t know is that I hadn’t tried them first. They could have been anything and she got a big ole taste. Food roulette. Thankfully they tasted “like shrimp.”

Jude: when you really think about it, animal blood is just animal juice.

I was pulling onto my street on my way home from work. I spot the little ginger holding a mannequin head by its hair while running down the sidewalk.
Hope her friend’s parents know what’s coming through their door shortly.