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Once they start teaching about COVID lockdowns in history classes I'm going to become insufferable

"THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED!!"
"LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE TOILET PAPER WARS OF '20"
January 3, 2026 at 8:41 PM
I don't know who this is originally from but it encapsulates an artist's job better than whatever MAGA thinks that is
December 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
...let people actually leave shitty jobs without worrying about losing their health insurance
December 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I noticed that Lankford said they're coming up with several ideas, but the one he didn't mention that I've seen the most public support for is UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE. But of course the Repubs won't even consider that because that'll cut into the health insurers' (and the stockholders') profits and...
December 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I mean, a queer town that has semi-regular bonfires would be intriguing, tbh
December 19, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I saw a statement from Wacom saying they were embracing GenAI

WACOM. The company that makes GRAPHICS TABLETS that digital artists use to MAKE ART DIGITALLY. Is EMBRACING GenAI. That distant *bang* is them shooting themselves in the foot
December 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The ones who say "there's equivalent software you can use" when you say that certain software is Windows-exclusive and/or doesn't run well on Linux:

Cool man. It's not THE software I need and have put money into that only runs on Windows (certain Steam games and Clip Studio Paint)
December 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
"Tailypo,
Tailypo,
Now I’ve got your tailypo"
December 14, 2025 at 12:07 PM
The "problem" is that there ARE good, novel ideas out there, but those ideas don't make the Tech Bros rich immediately so those ideas are bad
December 14, 2025 at 7:44 AM
There are cheap USB DVD players on Amazon for less than $20, jus' sayin'. When I started building up my DVD collection I got one that plays DVDs+CDs, AND is capable of burning CDs
December 13, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Imagine thinking lack of self-control is a flex
December 13, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Doesn't the horse get sent to the slaughterhouse in the book? Imagining how they're gonna spin that in this movie

"Oh he got a new office position at one of our branches in another state, he's fffiiiinnnneee"
December 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I wish. I'm kinda tired of hitting a paywall on every news site I try to visit
December 13, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Excuse me. Being able to play an instrument at a professional level after just watching someone else play IS a superpower, tyvm
December 11, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I saw Wicked 2 recently and around the midpoint, Jeff Goldblum/The Wizard said this (paraphrasing):
- "Even if we tell people the truth about me, they'll still choose to believe in the lie"

Blew my mind a lil bit how on-point it was about the current state of the USA, tbh
December 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Me playing BotW or TotK and my weapon breaks:

"YES. I CAN CLEAR ONE OF MY TREASURE CHEST STAMPS OFF MY MAP"
November 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
People gotta watch more scifi

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wln5...
Sci-Fi Short Film: "Best Friend" | DUST
YouTube video by DUST
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I saw a MAGA on Facebook raging about how COVID was "targeting rightwingers" because the demographic with the highest infection rate was rightwingers who refused to wear masks. Ran smack into the point and flipped it off as they drove by
November 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I mean, it's entirely possible that there WAS input from Ukraine. That Ukrainian input was just thrown in the trash and Trump sat there Truthing while Putin wrote out the proposal
November 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
(direct art link: x.com/SatorRotas/s... )
November 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Hear me out: would it be possible to harness the energy of Moore spinning in his grave to make more electrons?
/s
November 19, 2025 at 12:10 PM