Narumi the monsterfucker pro (he couldn’t sit right for days)

The Defense Force’s stress relief ft Trans Narumi

Kaiju No.8 Incorrect Quotes

Hasegawa: Here are two pictures: one is your office, the other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which?
Narumi: *points to a the left picture*…that one’s the dump?
Hasegawa: They’re both your office!
Narumi: Should’ve guessed that.
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Kaiju No.8 Incorrect Quotes

Narumi: Don’t worry. The doctor said all the bleeding is internal. That’s where the blood is supposed to be.
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Incorrect Kaiju No.8 Quotes

Narumi: How I was supposed to know there would be consequences for my actions?
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Kaiju No.8 Incorrect Quotes

Shinomiya: *On the phone with Kafka* Don’t make me punch you when I get back.
Narumi: Don’t listen to her, No.8, she’s all talk.
Shinomiya: *smacks Narumi on the head*
Narumi: Ow! Hasegawa, she just hit me!
Hasegawa: Children behave or I will ground you both.
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Kaiju No.8 Incorrect Quotes

Narumi: Vice-Captain Hoshina is… a friend.
Shinomiya: See it’s not that hard to say something ni - oh you’re vomiting.
Narumi: *vomits in a trashcan*
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Kaiju No.8 Incorrect Quotes

Narumi: Now I’m just gonna grab a healthy breakfast.
Hasegawa: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll up?
Narumi: Breakfast burrito, but yeah.
Hasegawa: I pity your dentist.
Narumi: Jokes on you, I don’t have a dentist.
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Kafka 🤔