Have you tried passing out. It's like sleep, results in unconsciousness and can help you feel rested... But you have to maintain a level of exhaustion and overload....so its not for everyone.

This sounds like an autistic daydream cometrue

It's ok, everyone misses the potty sometimes .. that's what the diapers are for after all.

I've had to make new bingo cards the last few months. At this rate I think I'd pass one of professor Sybill Trelawney's divination clasees.that is to say if it could go wrong it did.

I laughed so hard I leaked a little

If you should choose one magic spell that you could cast at will with no costs what would it be?
For me it would probably be prestidigitation, to auto-dry/auto-clean cloth diapers.

Maybe your kidneys can get into polyamory, or maybe you can stretch out and finally be able to smuggle bottles of wine.

So much more room for activities!

That's really really yellow... You need to be better hydrated kiddo.

Oh my, so red and blue really do make purple... With a bit of yellow mixed in.

I'd probably hug you if you asked me that...and squirm simultaneously too.