LIKE OK I KNOW /SOME/ PEOPLE REALLY WANT/NEED INTERNET PRIVACY it’s just simply not me I’ll literally tell anyone my deepest darkest secrets and my skincare routine and my most recently google searches I do not care I have real life fish to fry

Second is definitely the secret pockets until their wings. What are they keepin in there????? Contraband?

as a duck-owner myself i can confirm that everything related to them is vaguely Haunted™