doomsdayrabbit.bsky.social
@doomsdayrabbit.bsky.social
Time to occupy their mansions then.

The calendar for 2026 is identical to that of 1789.
January 10, 2026 at 7:51 AM
"I can see Russia from my house!"

If only that were as dumb as this shit got.
January 10, 2026 at 7:49 AM
There's not enough of them willing to die for Dampnut for it to matter.
January 10, 2026 at 7:48 AM
They can't occupy us all. They don't have the manpower.

But we can occupy DC quite easily.

Let's see what happens when a peaceful tour group shows up at the White House.
January 10, 2026 at 7:46 AM
If not today, there's another good day for it in about six months.
January 6, 2026 at 8:07 AM
It makes more sense when you realize that it's because the Confederacy allied with Russia to put a demented old pedophile into the Oval Office.
January 6, 2026 at 8:02 AM
Neither can I... this time.

But soon enough none of us will have anything to lose.
January 6, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Men with punchable faces.
January 6, 2026 at 7:55 AM
I've thought the same. But I'm not gonna do that. Remember what tomorrow is.

I'll see you in DC.
January 6, 2026 at 7:54 AM
To Mars. One way. He can figure out how to survive and land on the way. After all, he's a billion times smarter than the rest of us.
January 6, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Her fate matched that of John Wilkes Booth and the man who paid for the buses to take them to DC.
January 6, 2026 at 7:51 AM
The only good thing to come of it is some dumb bitch ended up with the same fate as John Wilkes Booth for her participation.
January 6, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Anyone who can reach DC should.
January 6, 2026 at 7:44 AM
That's why he chose Vance. He took it as the ultimate compliment.
January 4, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Come on France. It would be REALLY funny.
January 4, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Where are you getting your population data from, 1925? Define "rural". The suburbs aren't rural.
December 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The Moon. They think they're superior to us. Let them and their Nazi leader Elon figure out how to survive without oxygen.
December 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Maybe these motherfuckers need a lesson as to why, considering they think we collectively made up one of the most well-known stateless individuals.
December 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Only because we've blown the cost of living in the US to absurd levels by requiring everyone to have a car.
December 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Yeah, so am I. Probably less so than you, but unless we go line by line, we can never be certain. I mean, shit, Rowling came out swinging at people like me, and we're not bothering anyone!
November 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I hope she was as lucky as I was to be able to see the document she swore allegiance to.
November 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
And so like before, those of us who can must.
November 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
If we do not hang together then we will surely hang apart.

A wise man once said that when he and his allies were standing against the strongest military force on the planet. And he and his allies won. He ended up on the new country's highest value note.
November 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
They can't arrest all of us.
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Trump cheated. There's damning evidence, and he straight up admitted it.
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM