Attention Bajorian Workers! It has come to my attention there are too many holidays, preventing you from doing that thing you love, work! In response to that, we will be cutting holidays by half. Please enjoy our generosity in the coming months.
June 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Attention Bajorian Workers! It has come to my attention there are too many holidays, preventing you from doing that thing you love, work! In response to that, we will be cutting holidays by half. Please enjoy our generosity in the coming months.
Scooby Doo was created to convince kids that ghosts aren't real, so they will go to sleep. Unfortunately, that replaces ghosts with a lonely old man that either wants people to stay away or wants more people to visit a park. I think a lonely old man lurking under the bed is much more terrifying.
June 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Scooby Doo was created to convince kids that ghosts aren't real, so they will go to sleep. Unfortunately, that replaces ghosts with a lonely old man that either wants people to stay away or wants more people to visit a park. I think a lonely old man lurking under the bed is much more terrifying.
The downstairs neighbors are getting some work done on their bathroom. Whatever grinder or sander they are using sounds quite incontinent. I am now farting around the office with these epic sound effects.
June 6, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The downstairs neighbors are getting some work done on their bathroom. Whatever grinder or sander they are using sounds quite incontinent. I am now farting around the office with these epic sound effects.
Remember, 10 years ago isn't what it used to be.
April 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Remember, 10 years ago isn't what it used to be.
In the latest episode of the world getting stranger: I just witnessed folks shouting at golf like it is a foodball game. They were not being ironic, which made it extra weird.
April 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
In the latest episode of the world getting stranger: I just witnessed folks shouting at golf like it is a foodball game. They were not being ironic, which made it extra weird.
Tomorrow is a Thursday. Will it be the 2nd black Thursday, like the one in 1929? I hope not, but it is looking like it will be pretty rough.
April 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Tomorrow is a Thursday. Will it be the 2nd black Thursday, like the one in 1929? I hope not, but it is looking like it will be pretty rough.
Such a fine day for haflelumps and woozels! I might accidentally crush a witch later with my home and end up with really cool shoes.
April 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Such a fine day for haflelumps and woozels! I might accidentally crush a witch later with my home and end up with really cool shoes.
"A rizzler's last thoughts should be of Ohio." - A rather sensless Skyrim video.
February 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
"A rizzler's last thoughts should be of Ohio." - A rather sensless Skyrim video.
That's right! The Ukraine totally caused the war! Walking around in those tight booty shorts and that scandalous top that leaves nothing to the imagination... They were just asking for it! What nation could see that and not invade?
February 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
That's right! The Ukraine totally caused the war! Walking around in those tight booty shorts and that scandalous top that leaves nothing to the imagination... They were just asking for it! What nation could see that and not invade?
I've said this before and I will say it again: "Spatula!"
February 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I've said this before and I will say it again: "Spatula!"
Happy Valentine's Day!
If you have love, may you treasure it.
If you need love, may you find it.
If you lost love, may you heal and find peace.
If you have love, may you treasure it.
If you need love, may you find it.
If you lost love, may you heal and find peace.
February 14, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Happy Valentine's Day!
If you have love, may you treasure it.
If you need love, may you find it.
If you lost love, may you heal and find peace.
If you have love, may you treasure it.
If you need love, may you find it.
If you lost love, may you heal and find peace.
I wish they would replace AI with Clown College. Then we could see all these articles raving about clown college and be a more interesting dystopia.
February 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I wish they would replace AI with Clown College. Then we could see all these articles raving about clown college and be a more interesting dystopia.
Merry Christmas, Eve! Why we have to say it to one specific person the day before Christmas, I will never know...
December 24, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Merry Christmas, Eve! Why we have to say it to one specific person the day before Christmas, I will never know...
News Article: "An asteroid the size of 3 elephants..."
Me: "African or Indian?"
News Article: "What? I don't know... Whaaaaaaaaaa!!!"
Me: "African or Indian?"
News Article: "What? I don't know... Whaaaaaaaaaa!!!"
December 6, 2024 at 2:34 PM
News Article: "An asteroid the size of 3 elephants..."
Me: "African or Indian?"
News Article: "What? I don't know... Whaaaaaaaaaa!!!"
Me: "African or Indian?"
News Article: "What? I don't know... Whaaaaaaaaaa!!!"
I debate on getting a new Christmas tree and actually decorating this year, but I am probably going to get a couple of cats in the next 6 months. I would spend a bunch of money and will never use it again. Cats and artificial trees just don't mix.
November 23, 2024 at 1:57 AM
I debate on getting a new Christmas tree and actually decorating this year, but I am probably going to get a couple of cats in the next 6 months. I would spend a bunch of money and will never use it again. Cats and artificial trees just don't mix.
Fog Before Midnight
November 20, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Fog Before Midnight
I had read the manga and I knew what I was getting into, but even knowing what was coming, Dandadan Episode 7 really hits hard.
The backstory wasn't quite as dark, but it was still masterpiece of cinema. I just wish they had traded toward a different end theme or ended on silence.
The backstory wasn't quite as dark, but it was still masterpiece of cinema. I just wish they had traded toward a different end theme or ended on silence.
November 18, 2024 at 4:43 AM
I had read the manga and I knew what I was getting into, but even knowing what was coming, Dandadan Episode 7 really hits hard.
The backstory wasn't quite as dark, but it was still masterpiece of cinema. I just wish they had traded toward a different end theme or ended on silence.
The backstory wasn't quite as dark, but it was still masterpiece of cinema. I just wish they had traded toward a different end theme or ended on silence.
My hills are not alive with the sound of music and my tits shall remain uncontrolled!
November 17, 2024 at 3:11 AM
My hills are not alive with the sound of music and my tits shall remain uncontrolled!
Article: "How to talk to your kids about..."
Me: "All I have is George Washington's ghost children. Have you tried explaining anything to dead kids?"
Me: "All I have is George Washington's ghost children. Have you tried explaining anything to dead kids?"
November 14, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Article: "How to talk to your kids about..."
Me: "All I have is George Washington's ghost children. Have you tried explaining anything to dead kids?"
Me: "All I have is George Washington's ghost children. Have you tried explaining anything to dead kids?"
Today appears to be a very handle.invalid type of day for everyone I am seeing, including myself.
November 14, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Today appears to be a very handle.invalid type of day for everyone I am seeing, including myself.
I feel like "more layoffs" are the "more cowbell" among corporations these days.
"The stock price is rising to record highs! You know, I got a fever and the only prescription is more layoffs!" - Some CEO
"The stock price is rising to record highs! You know, I got a fever and the only prescription is more layoffs!" - Some CEO
November 14, 2024 at 4:15 AM
I feel like "more layoffs" are the "more cowbell" among corporations these days.
"The stock price is rising to record highs! You know, I got a fever and the only prescription is more layoffs!" - Some CEO
"The stock price is rising to record highs! You know, I got a fever and the only prescription is more layoffs!" - Some CEO