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Flowers in Both Hands, Swords in Both Hands 😼
I want to fingerfuck Daiwa Sfarlet
September 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I want to fingerfuck Daiwa Sfarlet
I have a bomb. I will use the bomb. Muahahaha. Die now. Muahahaha.
September 21, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I have a bomb. I will use the bomb. Muahahaha. Die now. Muahahaha.
Replayed Disco Elysium, I understand the dialogue a lot more now. I wonder if that’s a result of me getting smarter or just a consequence of playing the same game twice. You can put a lot in perspective after you’ve already witnessed the breadth of what has been on offer.
September 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Replayed Disco Elysium, I understand the dialogue a lot more now. I wonder if that’s a result of me getting smarter or just a consequence of playing the same game twice. You can put a lot in perspective after you’ve already witnessed the breadth of what has been on offer.
Hello, I’m Shoeonhead! I call myself a leftist who voted for Bernie Sanders, but I spend my whole career calling leftists evil dumbfucks who want to ruin the country! Charlie Kirk was just taken out of context, he wasn’t *actually* an evil fascist. He was actually a cool guy who the bad guys (women)
September 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Hello, I’m Shoeonhead! I call myself a leftist who voted for Bernie Sanders, but I spend my whole career calling leftists evil dumbfucks who want to ruin the country! Charlie Kirk was just taken out of context, he wasn’t *actually* an evil fascist. He was actually a cool guy who the bad guys (women)
I swear to god if Kogahara does not win I will piss and shit myself.
September 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I swear to god if Kogahara does not win I will piss and shit myself.
I really gotta stop driving around drug addicts
September 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I really gotta stop driving around drug addicts
Everyone tries to tell me I have a skinny ass. Jokes on them, I have a FUCKING DUMPTRUCK!
September 3, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Everyone tries to tell me I have a skinny ass. Jokes on them, I have a FUCKING DUMPTRUCK!
Read Parasite in Love, great story. I’d say it’s up there with Back When You Called Us Devils in overall quality of work, meaning yeah, it’s pretty damn good. Short but sweet.
August 22, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Read Parasite in Love, great story. I’d say it’s up there with Back When You Called Us Devils in overall quality of work, meaning yeah, it’s pretty damn good. Short but sweet.
Okay, this is the gameplan. Ufotable. Absolute Regression. I know how it sounds, how it looks. They’ll say I’m a madman. They’ll laugh. They’ll spit. I do not care. Let them, if this is what it means to reach the heavens!!!
August 19, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Okay, this is the gameplan. Ufotable. Absolute Regression. I know how it sounds, how it looks. They’ll say I’m a madman. They’ll laugh. They’ll spit. I do not care. Let them, if this is what it means to reach the heavens!!!
Got a fucking McQueen. GIVE ME TAISHIN SHIT ASS GAME SHES ABOUT TO GO AWAY!!!!
August 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Got a fucking McQueen. GIVE ME TAISHIN SHIT ASS GAME SHES ABOUT TO GO AWAY!!!!
“The most difficult part of any war is not the killing of your enemy but winning the heart of your ally.”
-me xin ping, Art of War
-me xin ping, Art of War
August 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
“The most difficult part of any war is not the killing of your enemy but winning the heart of your ally.”
-me xin ping, Art of War
-me xin ping, Art of War
Umamusume’s a wit game…
August 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Umamusume’s a wit game…
Just got the hot spring ticket twice in a row, on two umas I couldn’t give less of a shit about. I have negative good luck.
August 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Just got the hot spring ticket twice in a row, on two umas I couldn’t give less of a shit about. I have negative good luck.
I dislike that my friends have girlfriends now. We talk so much less that it feels as if I’m being discarded. I was supposed to abandon them, not the other way around 😒
August 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I dislike that my friends have girlfriends now. We talk so much less that it feels as if I’m being discarded. I was supposed to abandon them, not the other way around 😒
Uma… Musume… peeeeeeeeeeeak
August 4, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Uma… Musume… peeeeeeeeeeeak
The tip of my nose has been bleeding for the past 5 hours, it’s quite frustrating.
July 23, 2025 at 11:49 AM
The tip of my nose has been bleeding for the past 5 hours, it’s quite frustrating.
I’m playing goo goo babies with my life on the line rn
July 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I’m playing goo goo babies with my life on the line rn
Dude, whoever runs Jubilee, you are a genius. I can’t think of anyone better at grabbing attention from dumbfucks like me. Where do you even go from here? What’s the next step in this shitshow? Oh, how about 1 child vs 10 child predators! Let’s find the middle ground!
July 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Dude, whoever runs Jubilee, you are a genius. I can’t think of anyone better at grabbing attention from dumbfucks like me. Where do you even go from here? What’s the next step in this shitshow? Oh, how about 1 child vs 10 child predators! Let’s find the middle ground!
Why can’t I just be satisfied with coasting through life, shit would be so nice if I could just not desire anything and just melt into a puddle of okayness
July 4, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Why can’t I just be satisfied with coasting through life, shit would be so nice if I could just not desire anything and just melt into a puddle of okayness
It kind of sucks to have a dick sometimes, but I assume vaginas would also suck. Is the smooth mound strat going strong?
July 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
It kind of sucks to have a dick sometimes, but I assume vaginas would also suck. Is the smooth mound strat going strong?
Grimgar of Fantasy and Ash is so fucking good. I need more of what that provides.
July 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Grimgar of Fantasy and Ash is so fucking good. I need more of what that provides.
Bai Weiyi from Wandering Sword is literal dogshit to solo. Yuwen was quite literally invincible until this fight, but now this fucker out heals any damage I do to him. Who even balanced this fight, and why are you such a motherfucking idiot?
June 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Bai Weiyi from Wandering Sword is literal dogshit to solo. Yuwen was quite literally invincible until this fight, but now this fucker out heals any damage I do to him. Who even balanced this fight, and why are you such a motherfucking idiot?
She be bouncing on it, crazy style!!!!
June 17, 2025 at 11:14 AM
She be bouncing on it, crazy style!!!!