Republicans were always okay with having a demented president. It just had to be Donny

Because he’s senile and dementia ridden

Every party needs a pooper, that’s why they have invited you.

Party pooper
Party pooper

Yeah, but…ya know. Fuck Trump

Oh damn. Looks like I’m rooting for the Seahawks.

Some of them genuinely believed they were going to be heroes.

Now ICE is America’s newest “four” letter word.

You’re saying my foot long sandwich isn’t actually a foot long???

I’m mad jelly. I need a nap corner…

I love wrestling. That being said, it is not a sport where willing determined athletes go toe to toe to beat one another.

It is a display of athleticism disguised as a theatrical fight.

A soap opera where the characters solve their problems with body slams and choke holds.

Don’t think too hard

We’re doing our best to resist and bite without letting them do worse. It is scary. Scary because they are not beholden to reason while we are expected to cower to everything they demand. We’re not silent, we’re not cowtowting. We do what we must because we have to.

Invest in a monocle for those fancy occasions

Such talent in such a tragically short life. What could have been?