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Sure, you have evidence, but have you considered that I got my information from a podcast from somebody with no expertise on the subject that I listened to at 2X speed?
November 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Sure, you have evidence, but have you considered that I got my information from a podcast from somebody with no expertise on the subject that I listened to at 2X speed?
Obviously, I didn’t want anyone to get hurt, but was hoping for a bit more of a chimpanzee rampage than what we got with the one that escaped for a bit from the Indianapolis zoo.
November 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Obviously, I didn’t want anyone to get hurt, but was hoping for a bit more of a chimpanzee rampage than what we got with the one that escaped for a bit from the Indianapolis zoo.
Employees don’t want pizza parties, they want triple ply toilet paper while they’re pooping on company time. 💩
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Employees don’t want pizza parties, they want triple ply toilet paper while they’re pooping on company time. 💩
Myles over here sharing chemtrail conspiracy videos is making this breakup petty easy.
November 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Myles over here sharing chemtrail conspiracy videos is making this breakup petty easy.
All the same people who boycotted the NFL multiple times are currently moving out of NYC
November 5, 2025 at 1:03 PM
All the same people who boycotted the NFL multiple times are currently moving out of NYC
Me and the team are working on the concept of a plan to frame artwork right after purchase. This is not the year for it though.
November 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Me and the team are working on the concept of a plan to frame artwork right after purchase. This is not the year for it though.
Ah yes, Notre Dame, Indiana.
November 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Ah yes, Notre Dame, Indiana.
Open Enrollment Season. Proof there are stupid questions, and maybe you should hold that question for later.
November 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Open Enrollment Season. Proof there are stupid questions, and maybe you should hold that question for later.
Trying to resolve all my problems with more bread.
November 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Trying to resolve all my problems with more bread.
So many edibles ready to hand out to the kids.
October 31, 2025 at 9:22 PM
So many edibles ready to hand out to the kids.
They put us on a very large plane
October 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
They put us on a very large plane
Breakfast of Vegas champions. Red Bull and Vodka to kick off the day. This will end well.
October 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Breakfast of Vegas champions. Red Bull and Vodka to kick off the day. This will end well.
Who could’ve predicted that legalizing sports gambling would’ve led to problems?
October 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Who could’ve predicted that legalizing sports gambling would’ve led to problems?
Knowing nothing about running a restaurant, but this being the Interwebz you better believe I’m going to give you my opinion anyhow: I’ve got to think that buying the worst possible napkins has to be more expensive than buying some mid-tier napkin.
October 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Knowing nothing about running a restaurant, but this being the Interwebz you better believe I’m going to give you my opinion anyhow: I’ve got to think that buying the worst possible napkins has to be more expensive than buying some mid-tier napkin.
Shoutout to the previous homeowner on their bold decision to put in faux stone adhesive contact paper, which I’m sure fooled hundreds of guests into thinking you had shelving and drawers made of stone.
October 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Shoutout to the previous homeowner on their bold decision to put in faux stone adhesive contact paper, which I’m sure fooled hundreds of guests into thinking you had shelving and drawers made of stone.
This new garage light may be my favorite purchase of the year. Maybe 10,000 lumen wasn’t enough. #Upgrayedd
October 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
This new garage light may be my favorite purchase of the year. Maybe 10,000 lumen wasn’t enough. #Upgrayedd
Midwestern Jesus would’ve been all over this stuff.
October 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Midwestern Jesus would’ve been all over this stuff.
Solo Dinners. Recommended.
October 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Solo Dinners. Recommended.
Spending my day re-labeling and documenting the electrical in our house because some maniac double labeled everything and then didn’t update anything when they reorganized things before we bought the place.
October 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Spending my day re-labeling and documenting the electrical in our house because some maniac double labeled everything and then didn’t update anything when they reorganized things before we bought the place.
It’s wild to me how long Flo from Progressive has been a thing compared to Gidget the Chihuahua from Taco Bell.
October 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
It’s wild to me how long Flo from Progressive has been a thing compared to Gidget the Chihuahua from Taco Bell.
My dogs are real hyped when the wife is out of town and I spend Friday night changing the batteries in and testing smoke detectors. Also friendly reminder to do that yourselves if you haven’t done that recently.
October 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
My dogs are real hyped when the wife is out of town and I spend Friday night changing the batteries in and testing smoke detectors. Also friendly reminder to do that yourselves if you haven’t done that recently.
Not a fan of retailers getting your updated card expiration date when replacing a card. How are we supposed to silently cancel subscriptions ?
October 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Not a fan of retailers getting your updated card expiration date when replacing a card. How are we supposed to silently cancel subscriptions ?
I will not be attending the Teams meeting for your PTO.
October 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I will not be attending the Teams meeting for your PTO.