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While laying on the bed we also have
Alan Partridge is laying on a hotel bed talking into a dictaphone.
December 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Alan Partridge laying on a hotel bed talking into tape recorder.
December 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Furthermore
Black and white cartoon panel with a small boy in a striped shirt (Calvin) is doing a spoken report about bats. Obviously he's done no research as the rest of the class, as one, shout "BATS AREN'T BUGS !!"
December 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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"Ah, Is this the right room for an argument?"
"Ah, Is this the right room for an argument?" "I told you once." "No you haven't." "Yes I have." "When?" "Just now." "No you didn't."
December 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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In his other work clothes:
Lim Tshiong-tso (Chinese: 林昶佐; pinyin: Lín Chǎngzuǒ; Tâi-lô: Lîm Tshióng-tsò; born 1 February 1976), known also by his English name Freddy, is a Taiwanese politician and musician. He is the lead vocalist of the Taiwanese heavy-metal band Chthonic and the lead vocalist of the band Metal Clone X [zh] started by him and American guitarist Marty Friedman. Lim served as chair of Amnesty International Taiwan from 2010 to 2014. He was one of the founding leaders of the New Power Party (NPP) in Taiwan and represented the party in the Legislative Yuan until 2019. Lim won a second legislative term as an independent in 2020.
November 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Of course The Thing is an Xmas film:
For our family to yours Merry Christmas Wish you were here. The Thing (1982) Dir: John Carpenter
November 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Post something random, or you’ll have an awful December
A large cake in a glass cake stand. Cake is covered with pink icing, with light green edging. There are gaps in the icing for a set of (plastic) human teeth and toe large blue eyeballs. The cake is happy. Thank you for reading this.
November 28, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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Not all heroes wear capes.
A pack of Wonderfully Wonky Carrots for sale in a British supermarket in front of a colourful sign saying ROOT VEG. Someone has found a wonky carrot that roughly looks like an erect penis and placed it upright in the display. (It wasn't me, dear reader).
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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The "Funky Claude" is referring to Claude Nobs, the director of the Montreux Jazz Festival who
helped some of the audience escape the fire.
He died: 10 January 2013 (age 76 years).
November 24, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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SUSAN!
Blond haired woman in a black outfit raising both fists in the air with a staring eyed smile on the cover of athe Evening Standard newspaper. It's Susan Hall who lost bigly to Sadiq Khanin the London Mayoral race a while ago. The sort of person who'd do anything for media column inches.
November 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Getting ready for this year's Christmas card photo?
November 19, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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Oh you mean like Black Sheep (2006)?
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Okay, explain this!
Two awesome men in full black suit and tie standing next to each other. They are singing on a TV show. They are Engelbert Humperdinck and Tom Jones. Your gran would have thrown her underwear at them.
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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They have their own range of cheap [Chinese made] hats as well.
Sad, gullible man wearing sunglasses and a light blue Chinese made peaked cap saying, as far as I can read here, "Make Britain great again" It should be "Make Great Britain great again.) There's a handy union flag patch on one side, if you didn't feel British enough.
November 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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Naked Terry Jones (though he has a collar and tie) playing an organ the the lighted word BLACKMAIL in front of him.
November 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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This is the one thing we didn't want to happen. White text on blue background
October 29, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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It's that time of the year again.
A clock with hands on a car's dashboard that needs to be set an hour backwards as we are at the end of October. There is only one button to change the time. Does it move the hands backwards or forwards?
October 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Blocking confirmation screen in Bluesy app.
October 26, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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I saw it as an homage to the death of Dick Jones in RoboCop.
Dick Jones falling to his death at the end of Paul Verhoven's RoboCop.
October 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Christopher, Chris Morris dressed in a grey suit is hosting a satirical news show called The Day Today. The display behind him has the words BLOODY HELL.
October 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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"Use the cloud", they say. "You'll always be online", they say.
John McClane, a police detective who continually finds himself in the middle of a crisis where he is both the only hope against disaster and the culprit's target. He's currently stuck in some metal air ducting using a Zippo lighter to see where he is.
October 20, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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US TV comedy series, Police Squad tonight's episode: THE WRITER'S BARELY-DISGUISED FETISH
October 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Oh you weren't kidding.
Blur - The Great Escape special edition album artwork. And it's terrible.
October 17, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Tintin, a young redhead adventureris in a European city and he his holding up a street artist cartoon portrait of himself. Image from the 2011 animated film The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn. Directed by Steven Spielberg. It's great and you should watch it.
October 17, 2025 at 10:12 AM