Doremus Heller
@doremusheller.bsky.social
Reporting live from our national delusion. I build stories, and systems.
My bet in #46 - Epstein's Engine! It's SO fast.
January 30, 2026 at 8:29 PM
My bet in #46 - Epstein's Engine! It's SO fast.
Is that a threat or a thank you from Graham?
January 30, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Is that a threat or a thank you from Graham?
Neobrownshirt couture is the new thing!
January 30, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Neobrownshirt couture is the new thing!
Mhhmm. Why isn't compliance with the Epstein Files release mandate in any budget demands?
January 30, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Mhhmm. Why isn't compliance with the Epstein Files release mandate in any budget demands?
Fuck that guy.
January 29, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Fuck that guy.
And she stepped to beat his fool ass. Imagine TACO getting spritzed by a crazed brown person. Diaper change time.
January 28, 2026 at 3:40 PM
And she stepped to beat his fool ass. Imagine TACO getting spritzed by a crazed brown person. Diaper change time.
There has never been a fascist movement in history that allowed unfettered gun access its subjects. If magats could spell history that might give them pause in their synchronized jackbooting parades.
January 28, 2026 at 5:01 AM
There has never been a fascist movement in history that allowed unfettered gun access its subjects. If magats could spell history that might give them pause in their synchronized jackbooting parades.
We’ll always have the trans horde trying to drag our children off for lunchtime gender reassignment. 🤷♂️
January 28, 2026 at 4:25 AM
We’ll always have the trans horde trying to drag our children off for lunchtime gender reassignment. 🤷♂️
I hear him every time I moisturize.
January 28, 2026 at 4:09 AM
I hear him every time I moisturize.
I liked his film work better, honestly.
a man in a blue tank top is holding a small white dog in his arms .
ALT: a man in a blue tank top is holding a small white dog in his arms .
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2026 at 4:06 AM
I liked his film work better, honestly.
MFA. Author. Business gooner. Nazis can fuck forever off.
January 28, 2026 at 3:38 AM
MFA. Author. Business gooner. Nazis can fuck forever off.
"We will do this. They will obey or we will send masked men to murder them for your freedom!"
January 28, 2026 at 1:03 AM
"We will do this. They will obey or we will send masked men to murder them for your freedom!"
They are chasing suspected brown people into--stay with me for this--embassies. Foreign Embassies.
January 28, 2026 at 1:02 AM
They are chasing suspected brown people into--stay with me for this--embassies. Foreign Embassies.
Her main credentials include botched surgery, pancake makeup and a lusty embrace of ignorance.
January 28, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Her main credentials include botched surgery, pancake makeup and a lusty embrace of ignorance.
Pack instinct.
January 28, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Pack instinct.
You guys are bad at this. A far more apt headline would be “Trump Blathers Again Like Demented Klan Member at End of Bar”
two men are standing next to each other in front of a white truck .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other in front of a white truck .
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2026 at 12:11 AM
You guys are bad at this. A far more apt headline would be “Trump Blathers Again Like Demented Klan Member at End of Bar”
Man I loved Spinal Tap.
January 28, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Man I loved Spinal Tap.
“No, he’s brilliant! 9th dimensional chess!”
It's Not a Cult
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January 27, 2026 at 9:48 PM
“No, he’s brilliant! 9th dimensional chess!”