Dorian
@doriancondre.bsky.social
Josh Turner made me trans
December 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Josh Turner made me trans
Me, remembering that I'm controlling the aux on this road trip:
a black and white photo of a man wearing a jacket and smiling
ALT: a black and white photo of a man wearing a jacket and smiling
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Me, remembering that I'm controlling the aux on this road trip:
I love having astigmatism at Christmastime 🎄🥰
December 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I love having astigmatism at Christmastime 🎄🥰
Tried to type partying, wrote praying instead. Now, I ponder Jesus, the party boy.
December 21, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Tried to type partying, wrote praying instead. Now, I ponder Jesus, the party boy.
Sure, AI could've made that. But AI wouldn't have had the amount of fun that I did. Wouldn't have felt the whimsy of making a silly little flyer. Wouldn't have felt proud at the end from the act of creation.
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Sure, AI could've made that. But AI wouldn't have had the amount of fun that I did. Wouldn't have felt the whimsy of making a silly little flyer. Wouldn't have felt proud at the end from the act of creation.
The only person I write poetry for is my 8th grade Creative Writing Teacher.
November 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The only person I write poetry for is my 8th grade Creative Writing Teacher.
Sometimes you just need 3 moves and a poem
November 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Sometimes you just need 3 moves and a poem
I think my cat put me to bed tonight
October 24, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I think my cat put me to bed tonight
Went to a wedding this weekend and the straights slow danced to Pink Pony Club.
October 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Went to a wedding this weekend and the straights slow danced to Pink Pony Club.
Going through a friend break up has really helped limit my time on social media
October 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Going through a friend break up has really helped limit my time on social media
We're so back (made an index for my Book club annotations)
October 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
We're so back (made an index for my Book club annotations)
Sure, I wasn't drinking that or anything
October 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Sure, I wasn't drinking that or anything
Another brilliant text from my mom.
October 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Another brilliant text from my mom.
AI commercials make me so angry. You need people. Stop asking the robot when there are actual people who would be so so excited to help you learn things like painting, flower arrangements, and how to care for your plants.
October 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
AI commercials make me so angry. You need people. Stop asking the robot when there are actual people who would be so so excited to help you learn things like painting, flower arrangements, and how to care for your plants.
Going through a hymnal and pointing out all the hymns Dave sang for Lane in Gilmore Girls.
September 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Going through a hymnal and pointing out all the hymns Dave sang for Lane in Gilmore Girls.
Marveling at how well made my owala is
August 31, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Marveling at how well made my owala is
I love slow blinking at my man while he's falling asleep 🥺
August 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I love slow blinking at my man while he's falling asleep 🥺
The top surgery method they don't want you to know about
August 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
The top surgery method they don't want you to know about
Giving my therapist some therapy homework and it's just a list of TV show episodes I relate to
August 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Giving my therapist some therapy homework and it's just a list of TV show episodes I relate to
In a parasocial relationship with my neighbor's cat
August 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
In a parasocial relationship with my neighbor's cat
What if I just started using a transatlantic accent when I give sermons?
August 15, 2025 at 5:54 AM
What if I just started using a transatlantic accent when I give sermons?
I just did the gayest little hop. It was exhilarating.
August 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I just did the gayest little hop. It was exhilarating.
Winnie the Pooh mode is my favorite mode.
August 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Winnie the Pooh mode is my favorite mode.
Chubby dudes in crop tops!🤩
August 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Chubby dudes in crop tops!🤩