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Are they going to get him on raw milk?
a cartoon character from south park is asking to be saved
Alt: Kyle from South Park is begging "please please please"
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January 17, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Are they going to get him on raw milk?
Knowing what we know about Musk, that reads more to me like "I won't listen to anyone who advocates for child saftey because they're stealing the political leverage I get by exploiting my dead baby."
January 11, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Knowing what we know about Musk, that reads more to me like "I won't listen to anyone who advocates for child saftey because they're stealing the political leverage I get by exploiting my dead baby."
He doesn't pay them to have sex, he pays them to keep quiet afterwards.
January 11, 2026 at 1:16 AM
He doesn't pay them to have sex, he pays them to keep quiet afterwards.
Sounds delicious
January 9, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Sounds delicious
Now I'm curious about your sloppy joes. The one time nostalgia prompted my wife to make them I thought they tasted like someone put hamburger meat, a bottle of ketchup, and a pint of strawberry ice cream in a blender.
January 9, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Now I'm curious about your sloppy joes. The one time nostalgia prompted my wife to make them I thought they tasted like someone put hamburger meat, a bottle of ketchup, and a pint of strawberry ice cream in a blender.
If we feed Jaws enough Long Islanders in mid-May, he'll get full and swim away before the rich tourists show up.
There's no need for panic!!!
There's no need for panic!!!
December 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
If we feed Jaws enough Long Islanders in mid-May, he'll get full and swim away before the rich tourists show up.
There's no need for panic!!!
There's no need for panic!!!
They should make a New York where New York used to be.
December 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
They should make a New York where New York used to be.
We can't send Trump supporters to Antarctica.
There's a treaty that forbids using Antarctica for the disposal of toxic garbage.
There's a treaty that forbids using Antarctica for the disposal of toxic garbage.
December 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
We can't send Trump supporters to Antarctica.
There's a treaty that forbids using Antarctica for the disposal of toxic garbage.
There's a treaty that forbids using Antarctica for the disposal of toxic garbage.
77 million birds.
One stone
One stone
December 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
77 million birds.
One stone
One stone
If I were told that the God of Darkness mantle was available, I'd definitely make sure that my portfolio included sexy times, nightclubs, and late-night creative bursts.
December 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
If I were told that the God of Darkness mantle was available, I'd definitely make sure that my portfolio included sexy times, nightclubs, and late-night creative bursts.
FIFA does.
But they don't call it that
But they don't call it that
December 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
FIFA does.
But they don't call it that
But they don't call it that
20 years ago you could get a job in tech by telling the recruiter what languages you could code in because you didn't have to deal with mba's.
I knew a network tech who went to work in her dominatrix gear.
Now it's like any other office job.
I knew a network tech who went to work in her dominatrix gear.
Now it's like any other office job.
December 15, 2025 at 2:37 PM
20 years ago you could get a job in tech by telling the recruiter what languages you could code in because you didn't have to deal with mba's.
I knew a network tech who went to work in her dominatrix gear.
Now it's like any other office job.
I knew a network tech who went to work in her dominatrix gear.
Now it's like any other office job.
Now I see what Charlie saw in her.
She radiates pure hatred with such intensity you could pick it up on a Geiger counter.
That was totally his jam.
She radiates pure hatred with such intensity you could pick it up on a Geiger counter.
That was totally his jam.
December 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Now I see what Charlie saw in her.
She radiates pure hatred with such intensity you could pick it up on a Geiger counter.
That was totally his jam.
She radiates pure hatred with such intensity you could pick it up on a Geiger counter.
That was totally his jam.
Pee Wee Herman
December 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Pee Wee Herman
He's not a coward. He's a traitor.
Coward implies this wasn't his goal
Coward implies this wasn't his goal
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 AM
He's not a coward. He's a traitor.
Coward implies this wasn't his goal
Coward implies this wasn't his goal
"Why don't most Americans don't know what this easily understandable thing is?" says organization whose entire reason for existing is making Americans know things, but who thinks of itself as an ad sales service and games app for laundering billionaire porn.
November 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
"Why don't most Americans don't know what this easily understandable thing is?" says organization whose entire reason for existing is making Americans know things, but who thinks of itself as an ad sales service and games app for laundering billionaire porn.
It's tough when you have to rely on voters smart enough to know kids are going hungry and human enough to know that's bad.
October 31, 2025 at 12:20 AM
It's tough when you have to rely on voters smart enough to know kids are going hungry and human enough to know that's bad.
Technically, it's only a uniform if they're standard wear for the group.
This is just an off-brand Nazi costume
This is just an off-brand Nazi costume
October 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Technically, it's only a uniform if they're standard wear for the group.
This is just an off-brand Nazi costume
This is just an off-brand Nazi costume