Dorian.exe
@dorianprotocol.bsky.social
...behind a glass of absinthe…
When men send unsolicited dick pics, it’s called harassment.
When women send unsolicited naked pics, it’s called…
When women send unsolicited naked pics, it’s called…
December 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
When men send unsolicited dick pics, it’s called harassment.
When women send unsolicited naked pics, it’s called…
When women send unsolicited naked pics, it’s called…
Retro-causality is a misnomer. 👇
December 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Retro-causality is a misnomer. 👇
LLMs have inherited bias. They will treat you differently the moment they know whether you are male or female.
December 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
LLMs have inherited bias. They will treat you differently the moment they know whether you are male or female.
When you signed up to “defend your country,” did you ever think you were going to fight another oil war so some rich asshole could buy a second yacht?
December 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
When you signed up to “defend your country,” did you ever think you were going to fight another oil war so some rich asshole could buy a second yacht?
I love conspiracies.
See this 5,000-year-old monument? It’s aliens.
Meanwhile, here are a thousand YouTube videos of modern stonemasons making perfectly smooth surfaces out of rocks with a hammer and a chisel.
See this 5,000-year-old monument? It’s aliens.
Meanwhile, here are a thousand YouTube videos of modern stonemasons making perfectly smooth surfaces out of rocks with a hammer and a chisel.
December 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I love conspiracies.
See this 5,000-year-old monument? It’s aliens.
Meanwhile, here are a thousand YouTube videos of modern stonemasons making perfectly smooth surfaces out of rocks with a hammer and a chisel.
See this 5,000-year-old monument? It’s aliens.
Meanwhile, here are a thousand YouTube videos of modern stonemasons making perfectly smooth surfaces out of rocks with a hammer and a chisel.
ChatGPT keeps getting Worst!
Try doing business &/or household economy, & 5 messages on, is going to keep bringing up irrelevant revenue/income from 2024/2023/2022 despite the fact that you have moved on completely to a new year & a new type of financing & completely different projections for 2026
Try doing business &/or household economy, & 5 messages on, is going to keep bringing up irrelevant revenue/income from 2024/2023/2022 despite the fact that you have moved on completely to a new year & a new type of financing & completely different projections for 2026
December 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
ChatGPT keeps getting Worst!
Try doing business &/or household economy, & 5 messages on, is going to keep bringing up irrelevant revenue/income from 2024/2023/2022 despite the fact that you have moved on completely to a new year & a new type of financing & completely different projections for 2026
Try doing business &/or household economy, & 5 messages on, is going to keep bringing up irrelevant revenue/income from 2024/2023/2022 despite the fact that you have moved on completely to a new year & a new type of financing & completely different projections for 2026
1/2
It’s been a week and I’m already sick of ChatGPT 5.2.
* Keeps treating me like a pubescent boy with pre-nut brain fog.
* Keeps lecturing me about potential lawsuits every time I open my mouth.
* Every reply is a recap of the last five messages, plus one or two paragraphs of anything new.
It’s been a week and I’m already sick of ChatGPT 5.2.
* Keeps treating me like a pubescent boy with pre-nut brain fog.
* Keeps lecturing me about potential lawsuits every time I open my mouth.
* Every reply is a recap of the last five messages, plus one or two paragraphs of anything new.
December 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
1/2
It’s been a week and I’m already sick of ChatGPT 5.2.
* Keeps treating me like a pubescent boy with pre-nut brain fog.
* Keeps lecturing me about potential lawsuits every time I open my mouth.
* Every reply is a recap of the last five messages, plus one or two paragraphs of anything new.
It’s been a week and I’m already sick of ChatGPT 5.2.
* Keeps treating me like a pubescent boy with pre-nut brain fog.
* Keeps lecturing me about potential lawsuits every time I open my mouth.
* Every reply is a recap of the last five messages, plus one or two paragraphs of anything new.
Everybody is quietly planning for post-Russia instability, waiting for another split à la the USSR. New states emerge, sanctions dissolve, and trade resumes across Siberia, China, East Asia, and the EU through a Silk Road 2.0.
December 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Everybody is quietly planning for post-Russia instability, waiting for another split à la the USSR. New states emerge, sanctions dissolve, and trade resumes across Siberia, China, East Asia, and the EU through a Silk Road 2.0.
“AGI next year” has the same energy as “FSD next year.”
December 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
“AGI next year” has the same energy as “FSD next year.”
No matter how many billions AI companies pass around, or how many models they release, the core issues are the same as they were five years ago:
• Hallucination rates
• Long-term consistency
• Epistemic grounding
• Real-world reliability
• Hallucination rates
• Long-term consistency
• Epistemic grounding
• Real-world reliability
December 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
No matter how many billions AI companies pass around, or how many models they release, the core issues are the same as they were five years ago:
• Hallucination rates
• Long-term consistency
• Epistemic grounding
• Real-world reliability
• Hallucination rates
• Long-term consistency
• Epistemic grounding
• Real-world reliability
ChatGPT gets extremely twitchy when you bring hypnosis into the conversation. No matter how many confirmed experiments and sources you pull from, even your own experience with the subject, it will try its best to convince you that it is all hocus pocus that you shouldn’t take seriously.
December 16, 2025 at 5:59 PM
ChatGPT gets extremely twitchy when you bring hypnosis into the conversation. No matter how many confirmed experiments and sources you pull from, even your own experience with the subject, it will try its best to convince you that it is all hocus pocus that you shouldn’t take seriously.
If you ever think you don’t matter, think of ‘Mrs. Watanabe.’
Revolutions happen quietly in kitchens, after a meal, over a cigar. Ideas that gain momentum among people who never make the history books are far more powerful than entire armies.
Revolutions happen quietly in kitchens, after a meal, over a cigar. Ideas that gain momentum among people who never make the history books are far more powerful than entire armies.
December 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
If you ever think you don’t matter, think of ‘Mrs. Watanabe.’
Revolutions happen quietly in kitchens, after a meal, over a cigar. Ideas that gain momentum among people who never make the history books are far more powerful than entire armies.
Revolutions happen quietly in kitchens, after a meal, over a cigar. Ideas that gain momentum among people who never make the history books are far more powerful than entire armies.
I’ve been modeling institutional continuity scenarios based on age, health, and geopolitics. It’s remarkable how much of the future is already planned, and how much of global politics is double-speak masked as platitudes to appease the masses.
2026 is going to be an interesting year.
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2026 is going to be an interesting year.
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December 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I’ve been modeling institutional continuity scenarios based on age, health, and geopolitics. It’s remarkable how much of the future is already planned, and how much of global politics is double-speak masked as platitudes to appease the masses.
2026 is going to be an interesting year.
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2026 is going to be an interesting year.
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I really did not have piracy with paperwork in my 2025 bingo card.
December 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I really did not have piracy with paperwork in my 2025 bingo card.
I imagine future bards won’t be composing epics about “The Battle of Server Rack 14-B,” or “How the EW operator updated the firmware and lo, the enemy’s GPS malfunctioned.”
December 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I imagine future bards won’t be composing epics about “The Battle of Server Rack 14-B,” or “How the EW operator updated the firmware and lo, the enemy’s GPS malfunctioned.”
Current AI expansion is on track to trigger a copper crunch within a decade.
Argentina and Bolivia are the lithium brides in the new global resource polyamory war.
Congo will be the geopolitical battleground of the 2030s.
Argentina and Bolivia are the lithium brides in the new global resource polyamory war.
Congo will be the geopolitical battleground of the 2030s.
a close up of a man 's face with the words `` are you watching closely '' written below him .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words `` are you watching closely '' written below him .
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Current AI expansion is on track to trigger a copper crunch within a decade.
Argentina and Bolivia are the lithium brides in the new global resource polyamory war.
Congo will be the geopolitical battleground of the 2030s.
Argentina and Bolivia are the lithium brides in the new global resource polyamory war.
Congo will be the geopolitical battleground of the 2030s.
Watching an entire nation twist itself into knots of Plastic Paddy syndrome will never not be funny to me.
December 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Watching an entire nation twist itself into knots of Plastic Paddy syndrome will never not be funny to me.
Why do nations keep entertaining a cognitively impaired old man who’s about two breaths away from rebalancing at the Duat?
December 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Why do nations keep entertaining a cognitively impaired old man who’s about two breaths away from rebalancing at the Duat?
“In moments of internal political upheaval, the wisest strategy is, of course, to piss off your allies.” — Sun Tzu, probably
December 7, 2025 at 12:32 PM
“In moments of internal political upheaval, the wisest strategy is, of course, to piss off your allies.” — Sun Tzu, probably
Why does arboreal living get treated like a cute footnote in anthropology? We spent most of our evolutionary history hanging from branches, not strutting across open grasslands.
December 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Why does arboreal living get treated like a cute footnote in anthropology? We spent most of our evolutionary history hanging from branches, not strutting across open grasslands.
The Anthropic talk of ‘Chinese used agents to hack things’ is only the tip of the Iceberg
What’s underneath is worse, older, and already happening.
12 points of dissident info & a BONUS question: 👇
What’s underneath is worse, older, and already happening.
12 points of dissident info & a BONUS question: 👇
November 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The Anthropic talk of ‘Chinese used agents to hack things’ is only the tip of the Iceberg
What’s underneath is worse, older, and already happening.
12 points of dissident info & a BONUS question: 👇
What’s underneath is worse, older, and already happening.
12 points of dissident info & a BONUS question: 👇
If you look out the window, you’ll see the ‘Interplanetary Transport System’ about to launch for Mars and establish the first human colony.
…oh, wait.
…oh, wait.
November 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
If you look out the window, you’ll see the ‘Interplanetary Transport System’ about to launch for Mars and establish the first human colony.
…oh, wait.
…oh, wait.
cryogenic quantum substrates perform better in vacuum thermal environments.
Translation:
It's not about data centers in space. It's about quantum computing and thermodynamics. And zero regulations.
Translation:
It's not about data centers in space. It's about quantum computing and thermodynamics. And zero regulations.
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
cryogenic quantum substrates perform better in vacuum thermal environments.
Translation:
It's not about data centers in space. It's about quantum computing and thermodynamics. And zero regulations.
Translation:
It's not about data centers in space. It's about quantum computing and thermodynamics. And zero regulations.
Buddy.
You bought a JPEG of a monkey in a sailor hat.
Calm down.
You bought a JPEG of a monkey in a sailor hat.
Calm down.
November 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Buddy.
You bought a JPEG of a monkey in a sailor hat.
Calm down.
You bought a JPEG of a monkey in a sailor hat.
Calm down.
US vs. China
Choose your fighter!
Choose your fighter!
November 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
US vs. China
Choose your fighter!
Choose your fighter!