Somewhere a penis is missing a foreskin.

Are firecrackers legal in MN? Seems like lighting off a pack or two whenever there’s a cluster of ICE wouldn’t be a bad thing.

The Constitution states that it takes “two-thirds of Members present” to convict in an impeachment. All it would take is for 15 or 20 of them to be absent. I don’t know why this isn’t more widely known.

Those are some of the best NUMBERS. THE BEST! No one has ever seen NUMBERS like this before. The other day a man went up to Trump with tears in his eyes and said “Sir, no one has ever had NUMBERS like this.” Thank you for your attention to this matter.

No one knows real estate and mortgage fraud like Trump.

Bezos’ head is eclipsing the light!

I notice she isn’t wearing her cross necklace. Probably didn’t want it to burn her when it turned red-hot from her lies.

We have D. iris down here in San Diego. Is that guy an iris?

Ever since I read once that the Colonel’s string tie was actually stickman arms and legs all I see now is Stickman Mitch.

Well, 80 per cent of her children survived so there’s that.

It’s not like they get hurricanes in Miami or Houston.

Trader Joe Jumbo whites are $4.49. That’s up a buck from what they have been.