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Doris V. Sutherland
@dorisvsutherland.com
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Author of Midnight Widows comic, horror fiction, and enough Doctor Who stuff to get me a TARDIS wiki article.
Books editor at womenwriteaboutcomics.com.
All opinions are my own.

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Dutch edition of Sarah J Maas's novel Throne of Glass, entitled "De Glazen Troon"
November 20, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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Turns out you can give Biffo one of the hideous melty faces from that Christmas mural in Kingston and it does nothing to alter his design
Biffo's face becomes eldritch while he sits outside a tent. Ho ho, chortle, readers!
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Why
Plush toy Xmas tree with the face of the Grinch
November 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Saw this meme's still doing the rounds, decided to fix it
Meme with goose and trans stereotype GOOSE: "How come you never read books at nursing homes? Or to the homeless? Or to the sick and needy? WHY IS IT ONLY THE LITTLE KIDS!?" TRANS STEREOTYPE: "Drag queens do perform for the elderly. Google 'drag queen retirement home.' Also, I'm not a drag queen, I just woke up after my stag do looking like this." GOOSE: "OK soz mate"
November 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Colonel K from Dangermouse
November 14, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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Whaaaaaaa?
However, as the mayor’s agenda becomes increasingly radical—or more mainstream, if you like—we see a series of new policies and attitudes playing out. Of course the city is toying with the idea of harassing the Catholic church for its bigoted stances on gay marriage and abortion, and a few details that were no doubt written to seem over the top in 2018 (like sex education for first graders taught exclusively by trans teachers) impress from their sheer prescience in 2022.
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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This remains the greatest comment my blog has ever received.
your obituary will be something like this – with a heavy heart at the second death of doris v sutherland who gave her life to satan and will suffer for all eternity in the flames of hell, we can’t say we wish her well and will continue to keep her family in our prayers.
November 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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"My kids...
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know me as this ape."
Scary British pork man
November 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Happy Halloween from the Fly, who's been gender-swapped and is very enthusiastic. I drew this!
October 31, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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From the 1924 Bogie Book
"Gay or weird costumes add fun to the Halloween party" Illustration of people in very 1929s Halloween costumes. Highlights include clown, Nosferatu, corncob, pumpkinchild and spiderflapper
October 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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lol
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October 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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I'm on the final chapter. The pain shall soon cease.
My wife stood up, leaned over the desk and grabbed the acting Mayor by the lapels. She dragged him forward and said, in a low, deadly whisper, “Listen to me, you sniveling little bitch. My husband nearly died saving this city from horrors you can’t even imagine, and you’re going to threaten to throw him in jail? Are you insane!” Lawson pulled Mariel’s hands off of him. “How dare you insult my being gay!”
October 27, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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Alas, the brief moment of basedness was short-lived, and we're now back to this stuff
The acting Mayor was a gay bastard…so much so that it had been part of his campaign slogan when he ran in the primaries against Hoynes. Hoynes had won in a landslide, despite acting Mayor Lawson being gay, black, and “underprivileged” (defined as having no father, but waltzing through schools on minority quotas and lazy teachers, and getting into Columbia on the strength of a “Why Iran is the best country on Earth” essay—that was the actual title).
October 27, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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DEFINITELY wasn't expecting the direct invocation of tentacle hentai
The shadows wrapped around his arms and legs, much like they had with Ormeno only minutes ago. They slid around his arms and legs like the darkest, sketchiest, tentacle hentai I could imagine. They covered his hands and feet and slid over his skin like living oil.
October 27, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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Wasn't expecting the sudden foray into slashfic
Without any warning, I delivered a left jab straight up, into Hoynes’ crotch. It wasn’t a simple tap strike. My knuckles hit his pelvic bone. The whistle was louder.
October 27, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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please stop
I whirled at Hoynes, bringing the sword down in an overhead strike. The shadows moved and blocked it for him. It ripped the sword from my hand and passed it to Hoynes, who drew it toward him like he was a Jedi.
October 27, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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This guy's meant to be a mainstream Democrat.
I rolled my eyes, not impressed. I managed to ignore how bad the smell was. “Just like every other thousand-year Reich.” Hoynes’ eyes flared, burning red with literal fire. “No. Not like them. We know what we’re doing. All the others were cowards and hypocrites. The Nazis and the old Communists came very close to us in their methods, but they never had the courage to recognize their own motives. They pretended, perhaps even believed, that they had seized power unwillingly. They continued to claim that there was paradise just around the corner. “Bullshit. We know that no one ever seizes power and intends to relinquish it. Power is not a means; it is an end. One does not establish a dictatorship to safeguard a revolution; one makes revolution to establish dictatorship. The object of power? Is power.”
October 27, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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How long's this going on for?
“But I’m the good guy because I provide forms of gentle enslavement. Imagine the Hispanic ghettos, dependent on the government and unable to talk to anyone outside of your neighbors or unable to leave. A free people who can leave is antithetical to our control. And the word is control. Now, just imagine an entire city where everyone is scared to go outside after thousands of demon-possessed criminals are unleashed. Everyone is scared to go outside. Everyone depends on my good graces to stay alive.”
October 27, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Can't beat it when This Is How Liberals Talk collides with Villain Monologue
“Through emissions standards, we control what kind of car you drive.” He stepped forward again. “We control what you eat, because it’s good for you. Via taxes, we control your money. We control what you drive, what guns we allow you. Your dogs. Your healthcare. How you raise your kids. Their education. We even control what type of light bulbs you can use.”
October 27, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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I'm starting to wonder if this author knows that Haiti and Jamaica are different places.
And there stood our target, Bokor Baracus. The Deputy Mayor for Social Justice stepped into the doorway, filling it. He wasn’t so much broad as he was tall. And he was tall. I didn’t care. I drew on him. “Freeze, sucker. We need to talk.” I couldn’t even make out his facial features. But when he smiled, I could see each gleaming white tooth. “I do not think so,” he said in his deep, lyrical Haitian accent. When the MP5 ran dry, Baracus took a single long step forward and plucked it from Alex’s hands. He waved it at Alex like it was a toy confiscated from a naughty child. “If you cannot be responsible with your toys, you cannot have them,” he said jovially in his deep Jamaican voice. He flung it casually aside. Alex clamored up the length of the couch to escape the bokor.
October 27, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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This Better Call Saul relaunch sucks
Carlton’s eyes narrowed, and he leaned forward. “You mistake me, sir, for a knave and a coward. I deal in the law. But the law has nothing on the books to deal with the level of evil you consistently bring me. The law has nothing to constrain a demon. The law says nothing about taking baby parts from abortion and burning them in your own fire pit to worship your demonic deity—maybe improper disposal of medical waste, but that would be thrown out on the grounds of religious persecution. Don’t give me that look—that’s half of my problem in the current prosecution, even though child sacrifice is illegal. You have no idea how much the law means to me.”
October 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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"The mayor has typical Democrat policies, so clearly he was only voted into office via black magic and we need to shoot him"
If you’re wondering that I should have seen this coming sooner, then you haven’t noted the similarities between Hoynes and the political stance of the average Democrat politician. The RICO idea had been suggested before. Using the law to force a homosexual agenda on Churches that didn’t want to perform said weddings? Homeschooling had been a target of the left in New York City since the concept began. And yet, despite fascist methods and pissing off voters left right and center, Hoynes was gaining in the polls. I had always chalked that up to bad polling and the reliability of Manhattan elitists who would vote Democrat even if the candidate had personally threatened to kill them all after the election. But magic and politics? “I think you were correct back there,” I said. “He’s too much of an incompetent to really get elected. He’s using magic to get things done, manipulate the polls, and probably would use it to get elected again. You heard the bokor. The Mayor needs me dead to pay off his debts to his Friends on the Other Side. Election season more or less starts in a few months.” “Really? He’s using black magic to win elections?” Alex asked. He paused a moment. “Okay. Yeah. That really does make too much sense. Any ideas on how to take him down?” I shrugged. “Prayer and bullets?”
October 26, 2025 at 6:18 AM