Dorkboy
@dorkmizzle.bsky.social
ICE spent its 2026 funding budget already. It was all used to purchase the XXXXL kevlar vest needed to protect their elite force.
January 15, 2026 at 11:30 PM
ICE spent its 2026 funding budget already. It was all used to purchase the XXXXL kevlar vest needed to protect their elite force.
When ICE travels that far north to enforce our illegal alien issues. The harder it is to distinguish Canadian Immigrants from U.S. citizens.
January 9, 2026 at 7:52 AM
When ICE travels that far north to enforce our illegal alien issues. The harder it is to distinguish Canadian Immigrants from U.S. citizens.
“And the best is yet to come!” I ain’t that what they were hollering right before 6 January?
December 17, 2025 at 8:26 AM
“And the best is yet to come!” I ain’t that what they were hollering right before 6 January?
That explains his dance moves.
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
That explains his dance moves.
I don’t understand. If you look at The White House website. It’s been the democrats fault that the government has been shut down for the last 35 days.
November 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I don’t understand. If you look at The White House website. It’s been the democrats fault that the government has been shut down for the last 35 days.
So, since the government is shut down, where is this money coming from??
October 22, 2025 at 7:03 AM
So, since the government is shut down, where is this money coming from??
You can’t have the Rapture until you drink your Kook aid!!
September 23, 2025 at 8:02 AM
You can’t have the Rapture until you drink your Kook aid!!
It would be funny if Elon was whisked up in an ICE raid.
June 6, 2025 at 5:03 AM
It would be funny if Elon was whisked up in an ICE raid.
When history plays out, Zelensky will be known as the leader who protected democracy.
June 4, 2025 at 5:43 AM
When history plays out, Zelensky will be known as the leader who protected democracy.
Ociana, Eurasia, Eastasia…….. whatever.
May 28, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Ociana, Eurasia, Eastasia…….. whatever.
Shit happens when you lock down on the GPC cards and ships can’t make small purchases to fix a tail hook.
May 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Shit happens when you lock down on the GPC cards and ships can’t make small purchases to fix a tail hook.
Anyone want to educate Don on the reason Americans drink coffee??
May 8, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Anyone want to educate Don on the reason Americans drink coffee??
That’s good. They should go golfing…….. a lot.
April 27, 2025 at 6:20 AM
That’s good. They should go golfing…….. a lot.
FUCK STEPHEN MILLER!!!!!!!!!
April 24, 2025 at 12:08 PM
FUCK STEPHEN MILLER!!!!!!!!!
Nope. USA jobs is still frozen until 15 July. And now with Dons new rule. He has to loose 75% of the federal workforce before he can hire a new SECDEF.
April 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Nope. USA jobs is still frozen until 15 July. And now with Dons new rule. He has to loose 75% of the federal workforce before he can hire a new SECDEF.
Slept in my CircleJerks tee shirt and I’m still getting by, when the shit hits the fan.
April 13, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Slept in my CircleJerks tee shirt and I’m still getting by, when the shit hits the fan.
From the guy who levied tariffs on PENGUINS.
April 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
From the guy who levied tariffs on PENGUINS.