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Dorotheus
@dorotheus.bsky.social
MTG, Digimon, Pokemon, Robots, Art, and those things combined.

If you're reading this, I'm just here to chill on my nerd stuff. Sup.
Didnt even know Hydroman was a card, itll fit nicely with Bender's Waterskin and Wan Shi Tong in my standard deck
January 20, 2026 at 6:34 PM
January 19, 2026 at 3:00 AM
No idea why my pussy but if you say so, Ill do what you say.
January 19, 2026 at 12:00 AM
*jams in ape escape ost*
January 16, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Yea people REALLY don't have a common grasp on just how much water there is OR how much we go through.
January 8, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Got enough belts to make any kingdom hearts character blush
January 6, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I agree with Bumi aligned.
November 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Spec'd on a ban (too good with all the other red stuff in standard), ill rebuy when it drops enough
November 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Me running a 5c commander as a Monogreen deck because I can lol
November 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Was really hoping for Piracy reprint. I rediscovered it a few months ago and now I'm just waiting for a foil version.
(But they did Dockside instead?)
November 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
You could play him in a Temur or Bant deck.....
November 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Hooray! Death to collector/scalper markets!
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I love this card.
Take extra combats, token doublers, its nonlegendary so I can easily copy it, no one wants to deal with it.
All the many niches of a 6 mana card
November 6, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Did you open it? If so what pack did it come out of?
November 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
All rules have two expectations in game design, one is to have a standard of expectations and the other is to subvert that expectation

If you subvert expectations too often that is now a standard of expectations and no longer subverted

For magic this can be applied to game balance and unique cards
October 23, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I have non-ironically seen it wreck house in modern
October 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Which happens pretty fast
October 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Tessa Violet!
Eeeeeeeee!!!!!
<3
October 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Should be 200 but thats just my 2 cents
October 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
People have crazy, crazy deck names as a way to get notoriety.

SOOO many people do now, and wotc wants deck names to be more in-line with actual cards; "interesting" deck names just don't fit the current mindset of players or wotc.
September 18, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Never got much from New Capenna, but I wanted to build Falco cuz I am addicted to Future Sight effects stapled on creatures.

Sometimes he has 10 shield counters, sometimes he's a 30/30.
August 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM