“Chris Mason…Not a whiff of informative content…”

In other breaking news, bears really do shit in the woods.

So, so tired of the ridiculous speculation and gotcha questions masquerading as journalism. Media spends days endlessly speculating and reporting tittle tattle and then lose their minds when it doesn’t come to fruition.

There’s always House of Pain.

Apparently, intelligence isn’t always accompanied by courage.

I can see it now…

Laurence Olivier and Kim Kardashian.

At some point, they’re going to bump into Thick Lizzie as their paths converge on the politically irrelevant circle.

Other options for party name:

-I’m rubber, you’re glue
-What’s left?
-Playground politics
-Egonomics

Would Mr Pip bark at pumpkin pie?

*asking after just finishing a piece yesterday’s homemade pumpkin pie

Happy Friday to you too. I assume you’ll be hitting the Black Friday sales in search of a new hat and some 1/2 price spam.

Endless squabbling, purity politics and self-sabotage are easier than actually running a country.