Lex Ortiz
dothethinglex.bsky.social
Lex Ortiz
@dothethinglex.bsky.social
She/They
Just an awkward, queer, midwestern nerd.
PC with DSL in a cabinet in the living room playing Guild wars, on role-playing forums, maybe tumblr by then? Geocities probably. Hella YouTube and my entire high school education (homeschooled)
April 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Thanks Hank because my friend was texting me about it yesterday. I was skeptical but didn’t have time to look it up.
April 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Reposted by Lex Ortiz
Introducing:

Connor, the transformed (played by Brandon Grugle)
Craft, the scion (played by @juliaschifini.bsky.social)
Rowan, the nova (played by @amandamc.bsky.social)
April 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
This is a bit what it’s like to teach elementary school
April 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Hahaha. I literally just had the thought “should I ask? Nah. I know”
April 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Pretty sure they are street legal in Illinois. At least in my rural area we have permits for those, golf carts, and scooters.
April 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I’ve been unenthusiastic about the new switch, but now I think I want one.
April 3, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Don’t tell me I’m also going to have to start making pet food so my dogs don’t get poisoned
April 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Adobe is so awful
April 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Ella is plotting revenge.
April 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I am trying! ❤️ Thanks for being brave with me
March 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I too wish to be a chaos goblin. Sounds like I just need to say fuck it and write/publish what I want
March 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
This is actually a major thing holding me back from launching an indie author career. I’m terrified of trying to “define my brand” and “find my niche”
March 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM