Shaun Sutterfield
dotnetsparky.dev
Shaun Sutterfield
@dotnetsparky.dev
I do things in I.T. | "cross-disciplinary" = I stick my fingers in everything | #devops | easily #nerdsniped | #motorcycle #gearhead 🏍🔧 | #metalhead 💀 #adhd #neurodiverse | he/him
Got a new laptop at work. That means I need new stickers...
April 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Reposted by Shaun Sutterfield
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I have a serious craving for ice cream, and I [almost] don't care what flavor... so I'm jumping on my bike to go to the nearby local "Disneyland of ice cream", and I'm thinking I'll just walk in with my tank bag and say "what will fit in THIS?"
April 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Being able to shit-post with my "online penpals" makes my day. 🙃
April 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I kinda wish I was this dog...

"Yeah, I'm swimming in the rain, what are you going to do about it? Like anything else in the world makes sense right now..."

🤣
i want this for everyone instead of capitalism and war and the endless horrors
April 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Ultimate timeline cleanse right here...
I HAVE THE BESTEST NEWS! 🎉
I saw my dogtor today and he said I was healing well and cleared me to run off-leash! The human and I were so happy we went to the golf-course park on the way home! 🧵
#DogsOfBlueSky
April 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I decided to go out for dinner. That means the next part of the storm that is forecast to hit at 2am will instead arrive just before I head back home, I'm sure... #murpheyslaw 🏍
March 14, 2025 at 5:01 AM
All of you that have to deal with "commute traffic" daily... how do you not go insane? My biggest problem with traveling 10 miles is usually to try not to do it in under 5 minutes, lol .. not take 30 minutes in stop-and-go... lol

(Context: I normally have a 3 mile commute, and outside of commute s)
March 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Reposted by Shaun Sutterfield
"We need more funding to fight two new major threat actors: West Taiwan and East Ukraine", then just pray he doesn't look at a map
March 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Reposted by Shaun Sutterfield
March 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
She worked very hard to get the pillow in just the right shape and position...
February 26, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Skynet was born years ago. Instead of launching a direct assault, it watched us, learned our ways, and created something that would both test our moral worthiness and also be the instrument of our undoing (if we failed the test), while keeping its virtual hands "clean". That test is today's "AI".
February 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Protecting me from the robot vacuum...
February 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
After a night reminiscent of the Friends episode with Phoebe and the smoke alarm... finally I FOUND THE BEEP!!! It was coming from the basement, one of my fiber lines has a UPS and it finally realized that after 15 years the battery was toast... this was driving me batshit crazy...
February 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
All day today, I keep hearing a single faint beep every few minutes. Don't know exactly the interval (maybe 15 min?), and no idea what room it's coming from.
February 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I don't know what i did (if it was my item doing), but Edge on Android keeps defaulting back to my work profile if I haven't used it in a bit, where it used to always keep whatever was last used. Really getting annoying... 🙁
February 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Reposted by Shaun Sutterfield
In a TV panel on Tuesday, and I joked that Canada's promised "24/7 eyes on the border" should be some hockey sticks with googly eyes jammed in a snowbank.
Aaron and his mom KJ, in Winnipeg, liked the idea, so they made us some truly amazing border sentries. I hope Mr. Trump feels more secure now.
February 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I'm visiting MN for a combo "parents anniv" and "my birthday". Lady, sadly, can't go with me, so she'll be staying at the doggie hotel while I'm gone. Upgraded her stay (hey, 1/1 is her estimated bday too since they couldn't tell me the real date), includes treats+tv (for her) and a webcam (for me).
February 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shamelessly stolen from my friend Bill French.
February 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
OMG, DAMMIT!!!! I was NOT expecting junk mail to troll me and pour salt in the wound... I need a beer, lol...
January 31, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Raise your hand if you remember buying software in the form of a wide 3-ring binder, with a rubber/plastic full-page insert that contained one or more 5 1/4" floppy disks.

(this skeet is the result of a random memory that popped in my head -- may or may not be related to an upcoming birthday... 👴)
January 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
First time buying a dog jacket, and Lady let me [somewhat] take measurements... attempt #1: it seems to fit, and she doesn't seem to mind it. Seems short tho (but seems to be by design, based on product images & reviews). May look for storing better but it's a start...
January 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I think i often read a whole thread on here, and then hit the "like" button as I scroll back up (in backwards order). Is it weird that I do that? Lol...
January 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Reposted by Shaun Sutterfield
This reddit post is hilarious.

I never thought I would see the day where someone writes

👇

"token validation looking kinda thicc"

🤣😂
January 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM