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Distraction complete
January 22, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Distraction complete
Who's makes up the military in trumps head? Voters from West Virginia and Kentucky?
December 1, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Who's makes up the military in trumps head? Voters from West Virginia and Kentucky?
The NBA season really starts on Christmas. Some Saudi paid tournament is before that
December 1, 2025 at 6:05 AM
The NBA season really starts on Christmas. Some Saudi paid tournament is before that
Ross is a tremendous man, a strong man who can run Venezuela. All the oil is there, lots of oil! And Ross is going to manage it like he managed...silk...solk...I cant read that.
November 30, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Ross is a tremendous man, a strong man who can run Venezuela. All the oil is there, lots of oil! And Ross is going to manage it like he managed...silk...solk...I cant read that.
Trade for Shedeur Sanders
October 19, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Trade for Shedeur Sanders
Did people wait outside that Acme place for this?
October 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Did people wait outside that Acme place for this?
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!!!”.
October 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!!!”.
Its just.....brutal. Two straight days on our office! Its not a cleveland accent.
October 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Its just.....brutal. Two straight days on our office! Its not a cleveland accent.
Oh. Sorry about the mets
September 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Oh. Sorry about the mets
Hes so happy and tragecally dies....i saw this movie on 70mm once, and that stood out most to me.
September 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Hes so happy and tragecally dies....i saw this movie on 70mm once, and that stood out most to me.
If you're a senator you're too geriatric to go anywhere after dinner and you fall in the dark, a lot.
August 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
If you're a senator you're too geriatric to go anywhere after dinner and you fall in the dark, a lot.
That's the fun part. Trump is really a useful idiot.
Dementia is kicking in, hes resorting to shitty suits to hide his catheter...he slammers like my dead relatives nearing their demise.
Do the Saudis, Russians, Elon, the Board of Chase own him?
Dementia is kicking in, hes resorting to shitty suits to hide his catheter...he slammers like my dead relatives nearing their demise.
Do the Saudis, Russians, Elon, the Board of Chase own him?
July 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
That's the fun part. Trump is really a useful idiot.
Dementia is kicking in, hes resorting to shitty suits to hide his catheter...he slammers like my dead relatives nearing their demise.
Do the Saudis, Russians, Elon, the Board of Chase own him?
Dementia is kicking in, hes resorting to shitty suits to hide his catheter...he slammers like my dead relatives nearing their demise.
Do the Saudis, Russians, Elon, the Board of Chase own him?
Hitler was not an avid golfer
January 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Hitler was not an avid golfer
That geico football commercial had a a curly fat football player going "yeeeeaah" that looked like you....without wegovy.. . Sir...
January 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
That geico football commercial had a a curly fat football player going "yeeeeaah" that looked like you....without wegovy.. . Sir...
Could Shia LaBeouf play Nick Siriani in a Hallmark Movie?
January 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Could Shia LaBeouf play Nick Siriani in a Hallmark Movie?