waking up is my favorite part of the day. before i can remember what a disaster the world is, i can smell the coffee on my nightstand and he’ll say a quick “morning” before tickling me awake. today he added, “we can get halloween decorations this weekend so you can make the house spooky.”
September 26, 2025 at 1:58 PM
waking up is my favorite part of the day. before i can remember what a disaster the world is, i can smell the coffee on my nightstand and he’ll say a quick “morning” before tickling me awake. today he added, “we can get halloween decorations this weekend so you can make the house spooky.”
i suffer from what most people politely call “a personality”
September 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
i suffer from what most people politely call “a personality”
rarely do i feel like i’m in the right place at the right time. but here it is: googling “second delco pooper” while in the first class british airways lounge
July 16, 2025 at 9:59 AM
rarely do i feel like i’m in the right place at the right time. but here it is: googling “second delco pooper” while in the first class british airways lounge
after a decade of not wearing sandals i finally bought a few pairs and they are all horrifically uncomfortable, pls remind me in 10 years when i decide to purchase sandals again
July 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
after a decade of not wearing sandals i finally bought a few pairs and they are all horrifically uncomfortable, pls remind me in 10 years when i decide to purchase sandals again
quick do i get champagne drunk and watch “the last showgirl” on repeat until i cry myself to sleep on this flight??
July 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
quick do i get champagne drunk and watch “the last showgirl” on repeat until i cry myself to sleep on this flight??
my love island hot take is that gay men should be in charge of male cast member selection. no one sets higher expectations for the romantic partners of straight women then gay men.
July 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
my love island hot take is that gay men should be in charge of male cast member selection. no one sets higher expectations for the romantic partners of straight women then gay men.
(bf comes home with family size bag of chips the day before a flight)
me: can we bring these on the plane?
bf: we’re flying in business. there will be steak.
me: i know but no way these chips will be good when we get back
bf:
me: can we bring these on the plane?
bf: we’re flying in business. there will be steak.
me: i know but no way these chips will be good when we get back
bf:
a woman with gray hair is sitting in front of a sign that says por 10 on it
ALT: a woman with gray hair is sitting in front of a sign that says por 10 on it
media.tenor.com
July 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
(bf comes home with family size bag of chips the day before a flight)
me: can we bring these on the plane?
bf: we’re flying in business. there will be steak.
me: i know but no way these chips will be good when we get back
bf:
me: can we bring these on the plane?
bf: we’re flying in business. there will be steak.
me: i know but no way these chips will be good when we get back
bf:
i regret to share that (real philadelphian mayor) jason kelce drives a cyber truck
July 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
i regret to share that (real philadelphian mayor) jason kelce drives a cyber truck
philly has been one day without trash removal and already has a funk. and not our beloved usual one.
July 2, 2025 at 12:43 PM
philly has been one day without trash removal and already has a funk. and not our beloved usual one.
Airports and casinos exist in the same plane, where time doesn’t matter inside the building and there are no social rules for drinking whenever you want BUT THERE ARE OTHER SOCIAL RULES
June 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Airports and casinos exist in the same plane, where time doesn’t matter inside the building and there are no social rules for drinking whenever you want BUT THERE ARE OTHER SOCIAL RULES
english bf was looking at a list of names banned in the united states and when he got to “queen” he said, “that can’t be true. what about queen latifah?”
June 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
english bf was looking at a list of names banned in the united states and when he got to “queen” he said, “that can’t be true. what about queen latifah?”
watching a queer may/december relationship very hornily have a great time and honestly my only thought is “congrats”
June 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
watching a queer may/december relationship very hornily have a great time and honestly my only thought is “congrats”
over the weekend my friend had to say goodbye to his father as he returned to the country he left 20+ years ago, on the advice of his attorney. over the weekend i stood with my neighbors as a group of people told us that a pregnant person is required to carry, regardless of context or consequences
June 9, 2025 at 12:18 PM
over the weekend my friend had to say goodbye to his father as he returned to the country he left 20+ years ago, on the advice of his attorney. over the weekend i stood with my neighbors as a group of people told us that a pregnant person is required to carry, regardless of context or consequences
happy “is it starting to rain or did an air conditioner leak on me” season
June 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
happy “is it starting to rain or did an air conditioner leak on me” season
i did not hit mid-30s, mid-30s hit ME 😫
May 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
i did not hit mid-30s, mid-30s hit ME 😫
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joe rogan being earnestly presented as like the metric system for learning is so fucking bleak
May 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
joe rogan being earnestly presented as like the metric system for learning is so fucking bleak
I went to put a little protein in my morning smoothie and discovered a second, smaller scoop. i may have been accidentally doubling my protein this whole time… meaning my usual protein concoction was closer to 64g of protein 😅
May 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I went to put a little protein in my morning smoothie and discovered a second, smaller scoop. i may have been accidentally doubling my protein this whole time… meaning my usual protein concoction was closer to 64g of protein 😅
happy 18th birthday to the son of sugar daddy #6! junior was sent home from the annual six flags field trip at 16 for wearing a “i ❤️ hot dads” t shirt immediately after coming out. i think of you often, sweetheart💖🖤
May 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
happy 18th birthday to the son of sugar daddy #6! junior was sent home from the annual six flags field trip at 16 for wearing a “i ❤️ hot dads” t shirt immediately after coming out. i think of you often, sweetheart💖🖤
when discussing who had the gayest voice the cis gays assembled noted that i speak like a “gay woman.” flattered is an understatement.
May 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
when discussing who had the gayest voice the cis gays assembled noted that i speak like a “gay woman.” flattered is an understatement.
when people ask if i’d get married again, my brain flashes to 1 memory of boyfriend carefully and quietly cutting a mango and giving me each piece as he goes because we both know i would somehow cut myself if i were to try.and then i respond to the question with “yes”
April 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
when people ask if i’d get married again, my brain flashes to 1 memory of boyfriend carefully and quietly cutting a mango and giving me each piece as he goes because we both know i would somehow cut myself if i were to try.and then i respond to the question with “yes”
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wrote about the importance of ambition and political leadership
Opinion | Trump Wants You to Think Resistance Is Futile. It Is Not. (Gift Article)
Every time we make ourselves into obstacles, we also make it a little less likely that the administration’s authoritarian fantasy becomes our reality.
www.nytimes.com
April 23, 2025 at 11:14 AM
wrote about the importance of ambition and political leadership
my parents would punish me by taking away my library card (bc they knew i didn’t care about going outside/seeing people) so obviously i’d just find books in the house to read… and that is how i read “red dragon” when i was 11
April 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
my parents would punish me by taking away my library card (bc they knew i didn’t care about going outside/seeing people) so obviously i’d just find books in the house to read… and that is how i read “red dragon” when i was 11
“up to $600 an hour”? recession indicator
Inside Boston’s Luxury Brothel Scandal
A high-end sex work operation catering to city elites charged up to $600 an hour before federal prosecutors brought it down.
www.wsj.com
April 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
“up to $600 an hour”? recession indicator
@cignahealthcare.bsky.social just read about the physician class action lawsuit, excited for patients to take up the cause!maybe these companies can court your customers, sounds like companies will be looking to replace you thieves: @elevancehealth.bsky.social @aetnahealthcare.bsky.social
@cignahealthcare.bsky.social Are you offsetting costs? Providing 1:1 support so that people who are PAYING YOU don’t demand that their workplaces find alternative insurers? What is your plan here? Bc right now it looks like we should be organizing with other massive employers who offer Cigna
March 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
@cignahealthcare.bsky.social just read about the physician class action lawsuit, excited for patients to take up the cause!maybe these companies can court your customers, sounds like companies will be looking to replace you thieves: @elevancehealth.bsky.social @aetnahealthcare.bsky.social
is it a bad idea to give bf my birth control period packs so he can see the dates and effectively know when to tighten the fuck up
March 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
is it a bad idea to give bf my birth control period packs so he can see the dates and effectively know when to tighten the fuck up