The only good uses for cucumbers are pickles and Tzatziki.
July 9, 2025 at 10:52 AM
The only good uses for cucumbers are pickles and Tzatziki.
I would bet money that he has, more than once, rubbed one out to a canvas portrait of himself.
July 9, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I would bet money that he has, more than once, rubbed one out to a canvas portrait of himself.
Tbh, it’s hard to believe that Star Wars is supposed to be fun when it seems like most Star Wars fans spend the majority of their time talking about how much Star Wars sucks.
April 26, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Tbh, it’s hard to believe that Star Wars is supposed to be fun when it seems like most Star Wars fans spend the majority of their time talking about how much Star Wars sucks.
As demonstrated by {gestures vaguely towards US voters}
April 5, 2025 at 6:44 AM
As demonstrated by {gestures vaguely towards US voters}
Lol, we got the call yesterday that our automaker isn’t going to be honoring the price we signed paperwork for when we ordered a vehicle a month ago.
March 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Lol, we got the call yesterday that our automaker isn’t going to be honoring the price we signed paperwork for when we ordered a vehicle a month ago.
That’s great, but in this era of shamelessness, I expect we’ll start seeing activists like that physically removed and/or arrested.
February 26, 2025 at 9:24 AM
That’s great, but in this era of shamelessness, I expect we’ll start seeing activists like that physically removed and/or arrested.
Meanwhile, I had to read the copy 3 times to find the weird, because I was distracted thinking about how much I love ranch style beans 🤷♂️
February 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Meanwhile, I had to read the copy 3 times to find the weird, because I was distracted thinking about how much I love ranch style beans 🤷♂️
It’s funny to me because I initially followed because I enjoyed their interactions w/ KB Spangler. Then I enjoyed the gardening rants (even though idgaf about gardening). Then I read a story & now I’m enthralled.
February 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
It’s funny to me because I initially followed because I enjoyed their interactions w/ KB Spangler. Then I enjoyed the gardening rants (even though idgaf about gardening). Then I read a story & now I’m enthralled.
It is cool to see one in the wild.
February 8, 2025 at 7:11 AM
It is cool to see one in the wild.
Peanut butter filled pretzels are much better than they have any right to be.
February 7, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Peanut butter filled pretzels are much better than they have any right to be.
A paper tiger at least has the appearance of fierceness. Paper kittens, maybe.
January 31, 2025 at 7:02 PM
A paper tiger at least has the appearance of fierceness. Paper kittens, maybe.
I used to just assume that people on Twitter who did that were trying to maybe be mildly funny, but mostly trying to avoid name searching trolls.
Not sure how much of a thing that is here.
Not sure how much of a thing that is here.
January 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I used to just assume that people on Twitter who did that were trying to maybe be mildly funny, but mostly trying to avoid name searching trolls.
Not sure how much of a thing that is here.
Not sure how much of a thing that is here.
No worries. Everyone is struggling. Do what you can, when you can.
January 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
No worries. Everyone is struggling. Do what you can, when you can.
I hope this guy understands that a number of lawyers are saving screenshots of his tweets
January 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I hope this guy understands that a number of lawyers are saving screenshots of his tweets
The first time I tried v8, I thought that it tasted very salty, yet would taste better if I added some salt.
January 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The first time I tried v8, I thought that it tasted very salty, yet would taste better if I added some salt.
Honestly, given what a wild ride it was, I was shocked that they pared it down to only 11 hours.
January 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Honestly, given what a wild ride it was, I was shocked that they pared it down to only 11 hours.
For the first time in my life, I’m suddenly upset about the rising price of eggs.
January 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
For the first time in my life, I’m suddenly upset about the rising price of eggs.
Ok thx so much I love your work
January 16, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Ok thx so much I love your work
Neither happened, and then people started acting like they thought he was their progressive hero 🤷♂️
January 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Neither happened, and then people started acting like they thought he was their progressive hero 🤷♂️
🤦♂️ Okay, so I feel like when Obama first nominated him, more people realized that he was kind of a shit, that he was a conservative who Obama put out like a lure hoping to either shame the GOP or break their obstruction.
January 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
🤦♂️ Okay, so I feel like when Obama first nominated him, more people realized that he was kind of a shit, that he was a conservative who Obama put out like a lure hoping to either shame the GOP or break their obstruction.
Ah, yes, that manliest of activities, eyelash grooming.
January 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Ah, yes, that manliest of activities, eyelash grooming.
All my normal usernames were taken, so I thought it was a mildly amusing version of “real,” as if I was a celebrity.
It might also be recognizable to fans of a particular talk network (but nobody online has ever commented on it)
It might also be recognizable to fans of a particular talk network (but nobody online has ever commented on it)
January 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
All my normal usernames were taken, so I thought it was a mildly amusing version of “real,” as if I was a celebrity.
It might also be recognizable to fans of a particular talk network (but nobody online has ever commented on it)
It might also be recognizable to fans of a particular talk network (but nobody online has ever commented on it)
Google didn’t help with that acronym. What’s GOOMCR?
January 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Google didn’t help with that acronym. What’s GOOMCR?
I like that they also told the AI that it was an expert.
But I most appreciate that their goalpost was that when they had the AI pretend to be a judge, it didn’t hate its own output from before.
But I most appreciate that their goalpost was that when they had the AI pretend to be a judge, it didn’t hate its own output from before.
January 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I like that they also told the AI that it was an expert.
But I most appreciate that their goalpost was that when they had the AI pretend to be a judge, it didn’t hate its own output from before.
But I most appreciate that their goalpost was that when they had the AI pretend to be a judge, it didn’t hate its own output from before.