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this country is so goddamn stupid it could be funny if it weren’t so fucking scary
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i really need to commit some time to looking through all my cute newer followers - i’ve been v lazy and i know i’m missing out
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sometimes the light catches the precum just right and it really shines ✨✨
a naked hairy fellow holding up a boner that is shiny haha
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pinkpantheress double remix album with some insane features this girl is always fingering the pulse!!!!!
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gym switched to a new badge system that requires an app and i hate that bc i hate having an app for every goddamn thing but at the same time it does track my gym attendance which has been surprisingly motivating for me shrug
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😮‍💨😮‍💨
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thought myself into a pretty unfortunate headspace this morning, but i picked up some cold brew and smoked some weed, and i’ve got pizza in the oven and spice world in the dvd player, so we’re gonna do what we can to turn that shit around
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idk u can spend a bunch of money or whatever but mediocrity is still mediocrity even if it’s shiny idk
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why do we even have that lever??
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a forgotten camera roll good; tbh may have already shared and panic deleted but i simply do not remember!!! happy sunday or whatever!!
naked guy showing boner
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should we throw a party?? should we invite bella hadid
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PUSSPUSS97 on the number plate!!
suki from 2 fast 2 furious in a cunty outfit in front of her cunty car
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carrying around a microphone for the rest of my (paul simon’s) life on the off chance i run into him and need to be prepared to perform
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what’s bringing me joy today? this clip of jan hooks (terribly, amazingly) belting bridge over troubled water directly into the face of the most uncomfortable looking paul simon. one of my favorite television moments.
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also yall should recommend a track for my gym playlist - bonus points if it’s 110-112 bpm (or half time or double time) bc that’s my treadmill strutting pace (i’m short ok!!!) ok thank u in advance 🙏🏻
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not to be controversial but i do think billionaires are bad ok
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taking my sorry ass to the gym while the cinnamon roll dough rises because i contain ~~multitudes~~
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i knoooow my photos all look the same but that is where the best lighting in our apartment issssssss
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sticky-icky like lip gloss 💋
naked dude with a leaky boner
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he would have an enormous schwanzstucker