hogzilla
@douchewater.bsky.social
sad, strange little man; nsfw
i definitely lost the battle against the onion i chopped up for dinner like literal tears streaming down my face for like 15 full minutes she was not happy
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
i definitely lost the battle against the onion i chopped up for dinner like literal tears streaming down my face for like 15 full minutes she was not happy
ok back 2 hogzilla posting ✌️
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
ok back 2 hogzilla posting ✌️
boss: why are you so tired? didn’t you drink an energy drink on your break?
me: no i dissociated in my car for 30 minutes like i always do
me: no i dissociated in my car for 30 minutes like i always do
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
boss: why are you so tired? didn’t you drink an energy drink on your break?
me: no i dissociated in my car for 30 minutes like i always do
me: no i dissociated in my car for 30 minutes like i always do
caroline i love you
Hit Me Where It Hurts by Caroline Polachek on Apple Music
Song · 2019 · Duration 3:04
music.apple.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
caroline i love you
i love fucking blocking people shut the fuck up
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
i love fucking blocking people shut the fuck up
how are you gonna enter through the exit and then get mad at me for trying to exit through the exit??? fuck you??
November 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
how are you gonna enter through the exit and then get mad at me for trying to exit through the exit??? fuck you??
trying to werk on my rbf but guess what everything is infuriating so yeah i generally look pissed off 🤷🏻♂️
November 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
trying to werk on my rbf but guess what everything is infuriating so yeah i generally look pissed off 🤷🏻♂️
i literally do not care if it’s the new meme format please do not make me look at that demon i am so serious
November 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
i literally do not care if it’s the new meme format please do not make me look at that demon i am so serious
i don’t know if this is a niche experience or if i’m just annoying but i was a gay mormon teen who did choir in the mid to late 2000s and wicked was at the cross section of all of those things for a lot of that time and i just can’t! i can’t go back there! i’m not strong enough!!! sorry!!
November 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
i don’t know if this is a niche experience or if i’m just annoying but i was a gay mormon teen who did choir in the mid to late 2000s and wicked was at the cross section of all of those things for a lot of that time and i just can’t! i can’t go back there! i’m not strong enough!!! sorry!!
a throwback fav for flannel cock friday; stay hairy, babes 😚
November 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
a throwback fav for flannel cock friday; stay hairy, babes 😚
so many folks have seen my boner that’s wild
November 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
so many folks have seen my boner that’s wild
some mentally ill thoughts are like cute or funny or relatable enough to share even though they’re unwell but sometimes i type things out and read them and think oh no that’s like actually sad discard draft lol
November 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
some mentally ill thoughts are like cute or funny or relatable enough to share even though they’re unwell but sometimes i type things out and read them and think oh no that’s like actually sad discard draft lol
aforementioned pumpkin bars; did up a lil brown butter cream cheese icing, ate that right up 👨🍳
November 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
aforementioned pumpkin bars; did up a lil brown butter cream cheese icing, ate that right up 👨🍳
Reposted by hogzilla
love being fuckin gay
September 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
love being fuckin gay
everyone wants to fuck human shrek and i get it
November 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
everyone wants to fuck human shrek and i get it
making pumpkin bars pic unrelated
November 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
making pumpkin bars pic unrelated
girl put your shrekords on tell me ur favorite song
November 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
girl put your shrekords on tell me ur favorite song
we’ve been watching our entertainment in spanish or w spanish subtitles recently and emperors new groove really knocked it out of the park as far as voiceover performance just in case anyone wondered what i thought and i so know that you did!!!
November 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
we’ve been watching our entertainment in spanish or w spanish subtitles recently and emperors new groove really knocked it out of the park as far as voiceover performance just in case anyone wondered what i thought and i so know that you did!!!
local bald takes selfie 📸
November 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
local bald takes selfie 📸
made breadsticks from scratch to go with the minestrone i also made from scratch barefoot contessa who???
November 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
made breadsticks from scratch to go with the minestrone i also made from scratch barefoot contessa who???
now playing: that! feels good! — jessie ware
pearls has one of my favorite bridges of all time i would love to butcher that at karaoke someday. i love this album.
pearls has one of my favorite bridges of all time i would love to butcher that at karaoke someday. i love this album.
November 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
now playing: that! feels good! — jessie ware
pearls has one of my favorite bridges of all time i would love to butcher that at karaoke someday. i love this album.
pearls has one of my favorite bridges of all time i would love to butcher that at karaoke someday. i love this album.
sharing this half-headless outtake bc i like how my chest is sitting 🤔
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
sharing this half-headless outtake bc i like how my chest is sitting 🤔
sometimes yall look so beautiful in ur lil selfies that i do feel like i fall in love a little bit oy
November 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
sometimes yall look so beautiful in ur lil selfies that i do feel like i fall in love a little bit oy
it’s always a good time to watch spice world (1997)
November 19, 2025 at 8:39 PM
it’s always a good time to watch spice world (1997)
have topped maybe 1x in the last calendar year but kinda wanna make a bottom moan idk idk
November 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
have topped maybe 1x in the last calendar year but kinda wanna make a bottom moan idk idk