#1 Doug
@dougc.bsky.social
My investment in the smug liberals index is blowing up
April 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
My investment in the smug liberals index is blowing up
Saying you’re not depressed just melancholy is an easy way to get loved ones to disengage and feel pretty okay about it
February 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Saying you’re not depressed just melancholy is an easy way to get loved ones to disengage and feel pretty okay about it
Lincoln was wild. Imagine being so depressed that you free all the slaves.
February 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Lincoln was wild. Imagine being so depressed that you free all the slaves.
I guess if I had to choose the worst part about Hegseth it would probably be “seth”. I yield back the remainder of my time
January 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I guess if I had to choose the worst part about Hegseth it would probably be “seth”. I yield back the remainder of my time
I thought 2025 was going to be the pits, but I just caught the rat that chewed up the backseat of my car in a nest under my passenger seat. So, looks like everything is coming up Doug this year.
January 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I thought 2025 was going to be the pits, but I just caught the rat that chewed up the backseat of my car in a nest under my passenger seat. So, looks like everything is coming up Doug this year.
Cardamom spice was created in the year 2024 and did not previously exist. Anyone that says otherwise or that thinks I’m “close-minded” or “uncultured” is in on the lie.
January 22, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Cardamom spice was created in the year 2024 and did not previously exist. Anyone that says otherwise or that thinks I’m “close-minded” or “uncultured” is in on the lie.
When did people stop throwing tomatoes at concerts and start throwing cell phone? #simplertimes #appleiThrowns
July 31, 2023 at 9:17 PM
When did people stop throwing tomatoes at concerts and start throwing cell phone? #simplertimes #appleiThrowns
Elon musk is ahead of his time. He got rid of the bird from his platform years before we removed birds from this platform… we call earth? #sorry #hotplanetsummer
July 27, 2023 at 2:44 PM
Elon musk is ahead of his time. He got rid of the bird from his platform years before we removed birds from this platform… we call earth? #sorry #hotplanetsummer
I only have 2 followers on here, but at home, I just have my wife to listen to me. I attached a bar graph to better illustrate this.
July 24, 2023 at 9:08 PM
I only have 2 followers on here, but at home, I just have my wife to listen to me. I attached a bar graph to better illustrate this.
I’m looking for a text based social media platform that “Gon’ give it to ya”. Any recommendations would be appreciated. #x #dmx #elon #twitter
July 24, 2023 at 12:24 AM
I’m looking for a text based social media platform that “Gon’ give it to ya”. Any recommendations would be appreciated. #x #dmx #elon #twitter
Sorry landscaping service I owe $300 to. I’d love to mail you your check, but it’s prime day tomorrow and baby want a new espresso machine.
July 11, 2023 at 1:59 AM
Sorry landscaping service I owe $300 to. I’d love to mail you your check, but it’s prime day tomorrow and baby want a new espresso machine.
It’s prime day eve. so remember to fill all the empty Amazon boxes in your garage with blood so we have a good harvest this year.
July 11, 2023 at 1:54 AM
It’s prime day eve. so remember to fill all the empty Amazon boxes in your garage with blood so we have a good harvest this year.
I’m torn on platforms. I want it to be owned by an out of touch, socially awkward billionaire. But which one do I choose.
July 6, 2023 at 12:08 PM
I’m torn on platforms. I want it to be owned by an out of touch, socially awkward billionaire. But which one do I choose.
I’m not a conspiracy theorist. But the moon is up to something tonight.
July 5, 2023 at 3:22 AM
I’m not a conspiracy theorist. But the moon is up to something tonight.
Maybe it would be best to just outlaw wedding websites
July 1, 2023 at 3:12 PM
Maybe it would be best to just outlaw wedding websites
The only thing blippi teaches kids, is that everybody is replaceable
July 1, 2023 at 1:12 AM
The only thing blippi teaches kids, is that everybody is replaceable
Rough week. Hopefully the courts ruling tomorrow on “puppy’s V. Sealed garbage bag” goes better.
June 30, 2023 at 4:20 PM
Rough week. Hopefully the courts ruling tomorrow on “puppy’s V. Sealed garbage bag” goes better.
I’m here to make new friends and to eat some spinach dip... and I’m all out of spinach dip.
June 29, 2023 at 6:22 PM
I’m here to make new friends and to eat some spinach dip... and I’m all out of spinach dip.
Quick someone reanimate Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and remind her that she really should have retired in 2008
June 29, 2023 at 5:38 PM
Quick someone reanimate Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and remind her that she really should have retired in 2008
It’s been a while since I’ve posted for the first time on a platform #Beatlesfacts
June 27, 2023 at 3:45 PM
It’s been a while since I’ve posted for the first time on a platform #Beatlesfacts