The original paint job makes her look like Rita Replusa.

Amazon invented a problem: "we're gonna leave millions of valuable packages just laying on the side of the street every day" and then was like "oh no look at all these disgusting criminals taking advantage of you, here, buy this surveillance camera" and like 90% of Americans said "cool"

I envy her; I feel like the Blue Collar Comedy Tour was inescapable in the early 2000’s.

What’s the expiration date on those? Didn’t he stop being relevant in 2015?

Anyway, in 2026 you should cancel your newspaper subscriptions — including to their games and recipes — and funnel that money toward independent journalists who don’t hate you and think you’re stupid.

As a one-time owner of the first edition of Excel for Dummies, nice shirt.

Do you harbor similar feelings toward people you believe suffer from other mental disorders? If you're so easily triggered by people who wear a face mask in public, or annoyed with them for "salting your vibes," perhaps it is you who has the mental disorder and should be seeking professional help.

Jeremy and Charlie gotta make that money!

Are you the source of the accordion music in the distance?