Bonbon wife
@doughnuts.bsky.social
please send laughs and animals
as dumb as I wanna be I’m fuckin tired
as dumb as I wanna be I’m fuckin tired
At sex or at life?
December 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
At sex or at life?
I go online and buy my kids large quantities of granola bars and snow boots for dopamine.
December 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I go online and buy my kids large quantities of granola bars and snow boots for dopamine.
Cranberry crumble pie is a thing you can make and eat. It’s best for people who like tart and tangy things.
December 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Cranberry crumble pie is a thing you can make and eat. It’s best for people who like tart and tangy things.
I exercised. Did some pissed off running and other gentler things too.
December 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I exercised. Did some pissed off running and other gentler things too.
I’m going to fart more in 2026
December 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I’m going to fart more in 2026
I was given this fat mammalian creature. Maybe a chubby otter? Its tail rules out bear, cat, or mouse. Its ears rule out dog, and again, cat. On a list of all the things it’s not, cat is at the top.
I have named it Potato.
I have named it Potato.
December 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I was given this fat mammalian creature. Maybe a chubby otter? Its tail rules out bear, cat, or mouse. Its ears rule out dog, and again, cat. On a list of all the things it’s not, cat is at the top.
I have named it Potato.
I have named it Potato.
The Bailey’s was next to the coffee pot and some of it jumped into my cup. Don’t know how that happened. Not sure what to do about it.
December 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The Bailey’s was next to the coffee pot and some of it jumped into my cup. Don’t know how that happened. Not sure what to do about it.
My kids have had the flu and now my body temp regulation is getting weird so I’m going down next.
December 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
My kids have had the flu and now my body temp regulation is getting weird so I’m going down next.
What in the hyper-specific predatory advertising to vulnerable idiots such as myself is this? Oh, maybe I should give them my money, this sounds legit.
They know “what it’s like”
Try our HALLUCINATION APP?
I just wanna break stuff.
They know “what it’s like”
Try our HALLUCINATION APP?
I just wanna break stuff.
December 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
What in the hyper-specific predatory advertising to vulnerable idiots such as myself is this? Oh, maybe I should give them my money, this sounds legit.
They know “what it’s like”
Try our HALLUCINATION APP?
I just wanna break stuff.
They know “what it’s like”
Try our HALLUCINATION APP?
I just wanna break stuff.
Listen, being awake so much is a scam.
December 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Listen, being awake so much is a scam.
My diet the last several days has consisted of cookies, meatballs, kale salad, repeat.
December 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
My diet the last several days has consisted of cookies, meatballs, kale salad, repeat.
I would be so embarrassed for people to know what I was bouncing on if I was 28, impregnated by a dude who is 60.
December 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I would be so embarrassed for people to know what I was bouncing on if I was 28, impregnated by a dude who is 60.
Pretty damn excited about having an entire year’s worth of tarot data and journal entries to process and reflect on in a few days. Hoping to see warning signs I failed to heed before screw ups, etc. Then be smarter in future.
December 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Pretty damn excited about having an entire year’s worth of tarot data and journal entries to process and reflect on in a few days. Hoping to see warning signs I failed to heed before screw ups, etc. Then be smarter in future.
sometimes I want all the celebrities to cram it
December 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
sometimes I want all the celebrities to cram it
I think Elf is dumb as shit. Sorry. I always give it another shot, but I think it's garbage. 1.5 stars
December 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I think Elf is dumb as shit. Sorry. I always give it another shot, but I think it's garbage. 1.5 stars
When I see newborn babies I feel like I’m in the presence of something sacred
December 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
When I see newborn babies I feel like I’m in the presence of something sacred
Shoveling kale salad in my face as an antidote to TOO MUCH COOKIEZ
December 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Shoveling kale salad in my face as an antidote to TOO MUCH COOKIEZ
Me when Christmas is over and now I get to wear a new horse sweater and pj pants all day.
December 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Me when Christmas is over and now I get to wear a new horse sweater and pj pants all day.
I did read more books in 2025, and I will read even more still in 2026, including a higher percentage of nonfiction that is also not psychology/self help.
I did exercise more in 2025, sometimes too much, and I will keep doing that until I cannot, so I’m not really sorry for when I overdo that.
I did exercise more in 2025, sometimes too much, and I will keep doing that until I cannot, so I’m not really sorry for when I overdo that.
December 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I did read more books in 2025, and I will read even more still in 2026, including a higher percentage of nonfiction that is also not psychology/self help.
I did exercise more in 2025, sometimes too much, and I will keep doing that until I cannot, so I’m not really sorry for when I overdo that.
I did exercise more in 2025, sometimes too much, and I will keep doing that until I cannot, so I’m not really sorry for when I overdo that.
It’s Mac tonight.
December 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
It’s Mac tonight.
You don’t have to be a Mary or a Violet because you can be both a Mary and a Violet.
December 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
You don’t have to be a Mary or a Violet because you can be both a Mary and a Violet.
I’m eating Price Chopper shrimp, but it’s not the batch that was recalled for being radioactive. Even if it was, do I gaf? Maybe. Maybe? Ehhhhhh. Hmmm.
December 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I’m eating Price Chopper shrimp, but it’s not the batch that was recalled for being radioactive. Even if it was, do I gaf? Maybe. Maybe? Ehhhhhh. Hmmm.
How did they hack that phonograph rotisserie without YouTube
December 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
How did they hack that phonograph rotisserie without YouTube
Chillin on the deck
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Chillin on the deck
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Having a mini can of Coca~Cola on ice before I start wrapping shit.
December 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Having a mini can of Coca~Cola on ice before I start wrapping shit.