Dougie Mueller
@dougieieie.bsky.social
The way you can tell my posts are sarcastic is if i typed them and posted them
He missed this one at the bottom of the stack...
January 21, 2026 at 4:44 PM
He missed this one at the bottom of the stack...
Jon Cooper has won the Internet today!!
The Prez will be coming for your prize soon ;^)
The Prez will be coming for your prize soon ;^)
January 20, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Jon Cooper has won the Internet today!!
The Prez will be coming for your prize soon ;^)
The Prez will be coming for your prize soon ;^)
Holy Firking Shirt Stephen!!
Have you thought about trying a decaffeinated coffee?
And also, it's pretty clear you are an insane madman who is convincing the president to take over the WORLD!! (evil villain laugh)
Have you thought about trying a decaffeinated coffee?
And also, it's pretty clear you are an insane madman who is convincing the president to take over the WORLD!! (evil villain laugh)
MILLER: The US is using its military to secure our interests unapologetically in our hemisphere. We're a superpower. It's absurd we'd allow a nation in our backyard to become a supplier of resources to our adversaries
TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?
M: *yells*
TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?
M: *yells*
January 6, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Holy Firking Shirt Stephen!!
Have you thought about trying a decaffeinated coffee?
And also, it's pretty clear you are an insane madman who is convincing the president to take over the WORLD!! (evil villain laugh)
Have you thought about trying a decaffeinated coffee?
And also, it's pretty clear you are an insane madman who is convincing the president to take over the WORLD!! (evil villain laugh)
If a picture paints a thousand words, this is a transcription of the President's speech last night.
December 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
If a picture paints a thousand words, this is a transcription of the President's speech last night.
Last night's "Nightmare before Christmas" speech, he's still blaming Biden...
Time to repost this from Oct 28, 2024.
Some things stayed same, most are worse.
COMPARE
105,000 jobs LOST in Oct 2025.
Inflation at 2.7% in Nov 2025
Gas prices good here in Houston.
Unemployment rate at 4.7% for Nov 2025
Time to repost this from Oct 28, 2024.
Some things stayed same, most are worse.
COMPARE
105,000 jobs LOST in Oct 2025.
Inflation at 2.7% in Nov 2025
Gas prices good here in Houston.
Unemployment rate at 4.7% for Nov 2025
December 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Last night's "Nightmare before Christmas" speech, he's still blaming Biden...
Time to repost this from Oct 28, 2024.
Some things stayed same, most are worse.
COMPARE
105,000 jobs LOST in Oct 2025.
Inflation at 2.7% in Nov 2025
Gas prices good here in Houston.
Unemployment rate at 4.7% for Nov 2025
Time to repost this from Oct 28, 2024.
Some things stayed same, most are worse.
COMPARE
105,000 jobs LOST in Oct 2025.
Inflation at 2.7% in Nov 2025
Gas prices good here in Houston.
Unemployment rate at 4.7% for Nov 2025
Praise to my 16-year-old daughter who came up with this idea.
December 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Praise to my 16-year-old daughter who came up with this idea.
It's not often that Rand Paul agrees with me, but when he does I appreciate that he does it so elequently.
December 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
It's not often that Rand Paul agrees with me, but when he does I appreciate that he does it so elequently.
Reposted by Dougie Mueller
Someone ask Mike Johnson:
“How are you able to effectively do your job without being informed on important news developments that impact your constituents and the country?”
“How are you able to effectively do your job without being informed on important news developments that impact your constituents and the country?”
December 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Someone ask Mike Johnson:
“How are you able to effectively do your job without being informed on important news developments that impact your constituents and the country?”
“How are you able to effectively do your job without being informed on important news developments that impact your constituents and the country?”
The President calling a reporter a "Piggy" reminded me of way back in 2016 when Roger Waters did the entire Pink Floyd song "Pigs" all about him...
GREAT live version by the way. A favorite non-hit PF song for me!
youtu.be/QWLBtMz5OuY?...
GREAT live version by the way. A favorite non-hit PF song for me!
youtu.be/QWLBtMz5OuY?...
November 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The President calling a reporter a "Piggy" reminded me of way back in 2016 when Roger Waters did the entire Pink Floyd song "Pigs" all about him...
GREAT live version by the way. A favorite non-hit PF song for me!
youtu.be/QWLBtMz5OuY?...
GREAT live version by the way. A favorite non-hit PF song for me!
youtu.be/QWLBtMz5OuY?...
A good news day!!!
Judges were:
Trump appointee who wrote the ruling.
Plus an Obama appointee and a Reagan appointee.
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Federal court blocks Texas from using new congressional gerrymander in 2026 midterms www.texastribune.org/2025/11/18/t...
Judges were:
Trump appointee who wrote the ruling.
Plus an Obama appointee and a Reagan appointee.
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Federal court blocks Texas from using new congressional gerrymander in 2026 midterms www.texastribune.org/2025/11/18/t...
Federal court blocks new Texas congressional map for 2026
The decision is a major blow for Republicans, in Texas and nationally, who pushed through this unusual mid-decade redistricting at the behest of President Donald Trump.
www.texastribune.org
November 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
A good news day!!!
Judges were:
Trump appointee who wrote the ruling.
Plus an Obama appointee and a Reagan appointee.
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Federal court blocks Texas from using new congressional gerrymander in 2026 midterms www.texastribune.org/2025/11/18/t...
Judges were:
Trump appointee who wrote the ruling.
Plus an Obama appointee and a Reagan appointee.
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Federal court blocks Texas from using new congressional gerrymander in 2026 midterms www.texastribune.org/2025/11/18/t...
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AOC: "It is unconscionable that what we are debating right now is legislation that will give 8 senators over $1 million a piece & we're robbing people of their food assistance & healthcare to pay for it. How can we vote to enrich ourselves by stealing from the American people?"
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
AOC: "It is unconscionable that what we are debating right now is legislation that will give 8 senators over $1 million a piece & we're robbing people of their food assistance & healthcare to pay for it. How can we vote to enrich ourselves by stealing from the American people?"
BUT it is the perfect place to stack boxes and boxes of stolen Classified documents!!
sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump's new marble shitter is
October 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
BUT it is the perfect place to stack boxes and boxes of stolen Classified documents!!
Reposted by Dougie Mueller
The Trump administration is not just refusing to fund SNAP
The DOJ went into court and argued AGAINST financing the program-claiming that feeding 42 million Americans would be “disastrous”
But we all get that renovating the Lincoln bathroom takes precedence over feeding starving kids, amirite
The DOJ went into court and argued AGAINST financing the program-claiming that feeding 42 million Americans would be “disastrous”
But we all get that renovating the Lincoln bathroom takes precedence over feeding starving kids, amirite
October 31, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The Trump administration is not just refusing to fund SNAP
The DOJ went into court and argued AGAINST financing the program-claiming that feeding 42 million Americans would be “disastrous”
But we all get that renovating the Lincoln bathroom takes precedence over feeding starving kids, amirite
The DOJ went into court and argued AGAINST financing the program-claiming that feeding 42 million Americans would be “disastrous”
But we all get that renovating the Lincoln bathroom takes precedence over feeding starving kids, amirite
As a former "Independent" and for the last couple of decades a "Democrat" i respect Adam Kinzinger more than most Democrats. This looks fascinating and I can't wait to watch it.
The Last Republican, in cooperation with Meidas Touch Studios, out now!
October 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
As a former "Independent" and for the last couple of decades a "Democrat" i respect Adam Kinzinger more than most Democrats. This looks fascinating and I can't wait to watch it.
We've been rebranded by Mike Johnson.
Hope to see you this weekend!
Hope to see you this weekend!
October 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
We've been rebranded by Mike Johnson.
Hope to see you this weekend!
Hope to see you this weekend!
Reposted by Dougie Mueller
If you think Tylenol is bad for children, wait until you find out about guns.
September 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
If you think Tylenol is bad for children, wait until you find out about guns.
Reposted by Dougie Mueller
MAGA are angry that the FBI still haven’t caught the gunman who shot Charlie Kirk even though they know they voted for the FBI to be destroyed and fucked up which is exactly what lunatic Kash Patel was put in place to do.
September 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
MAGA are angry that the FBI still haven’t caught the gunman who shot Charlie Kirk even though they know they voted for the FBI to be destroyed and fucked up which is exactly what lunatic Kash Patel was put in place to do.
