Dougie Lord
@dougieshroom.bsky.social
British Mancunian. Cheese Lover. Wish I was still an EU Resident.
I perform all my own stunts.
Likes - MCFC - History - Travel - Politics - Nature - Comedy - Satire
I perform all my own stunts.
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Dougie Lord
@dougieshroom.bsky.social
· Nov 15
If you're in trouble or hurt or need–go to poor people. They're the only ones that'll help–the only ones.
John Steinbeck
John Steinbeck
So Greenland is not a Narco state nor terrorist state and is absolutely no threat to America. Trump and co are gonna really struggle to convince anyone in both UN and the rest of the world that a seizure of the territory is legitimate.
January 6, 2026 at 8:46 PM
So Greenland is not a Narco state nor terrorist state and is absolutely no threat to America. Trump and co are gonna really struggle to convince anyone in both UN and the rest of the world that a seizure of the territory is legitimate.
This is what I said 2 months ago. Now its been confirmed that the usa will be 'heavily involved' in Venezuelean oil industry.
From what I understand there is minimal cocaine and fentanyl production in Venezuela. However they do have absolutely shit loads of OIL 🤔
January 3, 2026 at 4:38 PM
This is what I said 2 months ago. Now its been confirmed that the usa will be 'heavily involved' in Venezuelean oil industry.
Is this the action of a wannabe Nobel Peace Prize winner?
January 3, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Is this the action of a wannabe Nobel Peace Prize winner?
I dont know what my spirit animal is, but im hoping it's a Honey Badger!
December 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I dont know what my spirit animal is, but im hoping it's a Honey Badger!
Ive done it! I got to today without hearing Last Christmas. Its just come on now 😀 Do I win a prize? #whamageddon
December 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Ive done it! I got to today without hearing Last Christmas. Its just come on now 😀 Do I win a prize? #whamageddon
Well it finally happened. Im a brit spending Christmas in the USA, last night at a party i was lectured to by an American on the 'immigrant nvasion' in London and the UK. This guy had been to the UK once as a kid with his parents in the 90s, so sure hes definitelyan authority on UK affairs.
December 25, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Well it finally happened. Im a brit spending Christmas in the USA, last night at a party i was lectured to by an American on the 'immigrant nvasion' in London and the UK. This guy had been to the UK once as a kid with his parents in the 90s, so sure hes definitelyan authority on UK affairs.
Just wondering when the Christmas party for my local #Aldi is. Ive self checked my shopping there all year. Feel like im entitled to share in their Christmas shenanigans 😂
December 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Just wondering when the Christmas party for my local #Aldi is. Ive self checked my shopping there all year. Feel like im entitled to share in their Christmas shenanigans 😂
Never a bad time to listen to/watch this clip. But right now it seems more apt than ever. www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0Cz...
The Dictator’s Speech (Clip) | The Great Dictator (1940) | TCM
YouTube video by Turner Classic Movies
www.youtube.com
December 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Never a bad time to listen to/watch this clip. But right now it seems more apt than ever. www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0Cz...
Reposting this from a month ago. Seems apt.
From what I understand there is minimal cocaine and fentanyl production in Venezuela. However they do have absolutely shit loads of OIL 🤔
December 11, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Reposting this from a month ago. Seems apt.
December 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Taking a leaf out of the Farage playbook this morning I "respectfully" called a colleague a fucknugget.... and now I'm sat in HR.
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Taking a leaf out of the Farage playbook this morning I "respectfully" called a colleague a fucknugget.... and now I'm sat in HR.
If you represent a left leaning/socialist/liberal/democratic political party STOP pandering to the right wing voters with right wing policies! All your doing is validating the right and losing your base!
November 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
If you represent a left leaning/socialist/liberal/democratic political party STOP pandering to the right wing voters with right wing policies! All your doing is validating the right and losing your base!
From what I understand there is minimal cocaine and fentanyl production in Venezuela. However they do have absolutely shit loads of OIL 🤔
October 31, 2025 at 3:18 PM
From what I understand there is minimal cocaine and fentanyl production in Venezuela. However they do have absolutely shit loads of OIL 🤔
If the people of the USA are wondering what troops on their streets will look like for the foreseeable future I suggest that they take a look at what was happening in Northern Ireland throughout the 70s 80s and 90s.
October 24, 2025 at 10:49 AM
If the people of the USA are wondering what troops on their streets will look like for the foreseeable future I suggest that they take a look at what was happening in Northern Ireland throughout the 70s 80s and 90s.
I always give myself a little chufty badge when I guess the right year on Craig Charles BBC6 Music show. The 90s is by far my best decade for guessing correctly. Surprisingly (considering the hedonistic lifestyle I had then) I seem to be remember where I was or what I was doing for specific years.
October 8, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I always give myself a little chufty badge when I guess the right year on Craig Charles BBC6 Music show. The 90s is by far my best decade for guessing correctly. Surprisingly (considering the hedonistic lifestyle I had then) I seem to be remember where I was or what I was doing for specific years.
Remember when Diana Ross kicked that penalty in the opening of the last usa world cup? Can #Trump do it next year? Surely a man with his physical prowess will have no trouble smashing it in from 12 yards 🤣🤣🤣
October 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Remember when Diana Ross kicked that penalty in the opening of the last usa world cup? Can #Trump do it next year? Surely a man with his physical prowess will have no trouble smashing it in from 12 yards 🤣🤣🤣
This is devastating. it's pretty close to where I live now, and I grew up in Crumpsall where this has happened. My dad was friends with the live-in caretaker (who was a holocaust survivor) there when I was a kid and we'd visit him quite often.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/live...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/live...
Two dead after suspected terror attack on Manchester synagogue, police say, with suspect shot by officers – latest
Image emerges of man believed to be the suspected attacker; PM says he is ‘appalled’ by attack on Yom Kippur
www.theguardian.com
October 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
This is devastating. it's pretty close to where I live now, and I grew up in Crumpsall where this has happened. My dad was friends with the live-in caretaker (who was a holocaust survivor) there when I was a kid and we'd visit him quite often.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/live...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/live...
I've been explaining the Dublin iii agreement to Reform and Tory supporters who keep banging on about immigration. (Google it). Do you think they wanna hear the truth? Arseholes the fucking lot of em!
September 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I've been explaining the Dublin iii agreement to Reform and Tory supporters who keep banging on about immigration. (Google it). Do you think they wanna hear the truth? Arseholes the fucking lot of em!
My Grandad and Uncle were given a very specific job by the UK government back in 1944. The Job was to go to mainland Europe and begin liberating it from a Fascist/Nazi dictatorship. They fought facism from France all the way to the centre of Germany. Were they #Antifa terrorists?
September 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
My Grandad and Uncle were given a very specific job by the UK government back in 1944. The Job was to go to mainland Europe and begin liberating it from a Fascist/Nazi dictatorship. They fought facism from France all the way to the centre of Germany. Were they #Antifa terrorists?
Please correct me if I'm wrong, but I was under the impression you couldn't work in the UK unless you had a National Insurance number. If that is the case what is the purpose of this #BritCard?
September 26, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Please correct me if I'm wrong, but I was under the impression you couldn't work in the UK unless you had a National Insurance number. If that is the case what is the purpose of this #BritCard?
So..... See you all next Rapture?
September 24, 2025 at 8:17 AM
So..... See you all next Rapture?
Reposted by Dougie Lord
was going to make a joke about the rapture but it just isn't happening.
September 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
was going to make a joke about the rapture but it just isn't happening.
What time does the Rapture start? I'm trying to decide if it's worth spending money on some things for dinner tonight or not.
September 23, 2025 at 11:00 AM
What time does the Rapture start? I'm trying to decide if it's worth spending money on some things for dinner tonight or not.
As Both Christian Nationalism and Muslim Fanaticism seem to both aspire to the same end game can we just start calling the radical christians the Christiban?
September 22, 2025 at 12:22 PM
As Both Christian Nationalism and Muslim Fanaticism seem to both aspire to the same end game can we just start calling the radical christians the Christiban?