Boss just told me I gotta go up on this mountain and kill my son for him. Lowkey been looking for an excuse to get rid of him anyway so I'm not complaining
January 15, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Boss just told me I gotta go up on this mountain and kill my son for him. Lowkey been looking for an excuse to get rid of him anyway so I'm not complaining
who want hannukah backshots?
December 27, 2024 at 4:54 AM
who want hannukah backshots?
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poop is store in the buttcheeks and it looks like shawty has diarrhea
December 25, 2024 at 2:55 PM
poop is store in the buttcheeks and it looks like shawty has diarrhea
green oranges and orange greens
December 22, 2024 at 7:58 PM
green oranges and orange greens
I can fly, but I don't bc I'm self conscious about my wings
December 18, 2024 at 5:51 PM
I can fly, but I don't bc I'm self conscious about my wings
love is when you wanna suck the sweat out they armpit hair
December 17, 2024 at 5:20 AM
love is when you wanna suck the sweat out they armpit hair
I'm feeling very beer today
December 16, 2024 at 3:24 PM
I'm feeling very beer today
bouncin on her thingy in a very Chinese fashion
December 6, 2024 at 6:06 PM
bouncin on her thingy in a very Chinese fashion
I'm lowkey not actually named doug (don't tell anyone)
December 6, 2024 at 4:44 PM
I'm lowkey not actually named doug (don't tell anyone)
I really be forgetting this app exists
December 6, 2024 at 4:39 PM
I really be forgetting this app exists
I be getting high and counting along with the music
August 13, 2023 at 8:29 PM
I be getting high and counting along with the music
It's so good to be doug again. I missed you, old friend.
August 13, 2023 at 8:27 PM
It's so good to be doug again. I missed you, old friend.
Throwing my used toilet paper in the trash can
August 12, 2023 at 6:51 AM
Throwing my used toilet paper in the trash can
sometimes after I wipe I give the paper a lil sniff just to see whats up
August 3, 2023 at 1:40 AM
sometimes after I wipe I give the paper a lil sniff just to see whats up
his brain is the size of a pea
August 3, 2023 at 1:38 AM
his brain is the size of a pea
We're so fucking back
August 3, 2023 at 1:37 AM
We're so fucking back
pee is stored in the teeth
August 3, 2023 at 1:36 AM
pee is stored in the teeth