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douglascheape.bsky.social
Douglas Cheape
@douglascheape.bsky.social
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An idiot, but not one of the useful kind.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 8m
A ‘wake up in a hedge fund’, if you will.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 22m
I’d put a squirt of bleach round the bowl too, Fi.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 3h
Tell me about it.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 3h
I still remember my first day as a bartender...
Girl: A piña colada please.
Me: Okay.
Girl: Can you make it virgin?
Me: *holding back tears* Yes, I know how to make it.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 4h
Goat too, I imagine. You had me at ‘crispy dough bits’.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 4h
Whatever happened to the good old ‘The End is Nigh’ sandwich board men?
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 4h
My ‘air dryer not so much. But the air fryer, yes. For things with a skin or fat you want crispy, and for asparagus it’s great. Not convinced it works for steak as it lacks the subtlety required.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 4h
Oh yes, that sounds out of this world.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 4h
A was threatened on here for not adding alt text to a picture of a cooked lobster (true 🤷‍♂️) , but I figure I’ll be okay as long as no one describes how I look in my profile picture.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 4h
That’s lovely.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 4h
I would just like to say that hogget chops cooked in the air fryer are phenomenally good.
That is all, carry on.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 7h
Ferwoord, you say?
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 7h
Graphics guy wants shooting, mind.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 9h
Be just my luck to slip on the spilled innards of my colleague’s half body littering the floor of the lift at just the crucial moment.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 10h
They tell you this, but how many times have you stepped into a lift and wondered why the floor was wet. A hose, that’s what’s built into the basement.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 10h
He’s the guff that keeps on guffing.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 10h
Yum!
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 10h
Surely there’s more chance of being slammed into purée when a wafer thin cable snaps and the untethered metal box completes its deadly descent.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 10h
😂 😂 😂
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 12h
It was a very cold day 😢
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 12h
Fair.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 12h
Ouch.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 12h
Why can’t I post video on here?
I know others can, and if it’s some kind of censorship due to fears about the quality or taste of my potential output, then that’s fine.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 12h
Posed nude for an art class today. They seemed to have trouble concentrating, God alone knows how those pots will turn out.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 12h
Can’t help thinking these two albums go together.
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