Doug Schoemer
@dougschoemer.bsky.social
Dad, husband, AP Econ teacher, Liverpool fan, Sixers fan, movie lover.
Clemens - the rare man who unites Red Sox and Yankee fans in their hatred for him.
December 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Clemens - the rare man who unites Red Sox and Yankee fans in their hatred for him.
holy god - Madame Tussaud's is getting almost lifelike now.
December 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
holy god - Madame Tussaud's is getting almost lifelike now.
This like Mainoo and Amorim it seems. No explanation.
December 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
This like Mainoo and Amorim it seems. No explanation.
Bradley could be attributed to fitness. Wirtz I don't get. Macca for Jones was the move I was calling for.
December 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Bradley could be attributed to fitness. Wirtz I don't get. Macca for Jones was the move I was calling for.
On the "karma is a bitch" side, he has lost tens of millions of dollars with his awful play.
December 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
On the "karma is a bitch" side, he has lost tens of millions of dollars with his awful play.
Swear to god I'd sub him right now. I'd put Chiesa in the back line before letting Konate finish this match. Criminal mistake.
December 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Swear to god I'd sub him right now. I'd put Chiesa in the back line before letting Konate finish this match. Criminal mistake.
God yes. His goal celebrations make me want to smash my TV. I have come to loathe the team so much, mostly due to him.
December 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
God yes. His goal celebrations make me want to smash my TV. I have come to loathe the team so much, mostly due to him.
Maybe Andrew can tell him to go fuck himself next.
December 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Maybe Andrew can tell him to go fuck himself next.
He's been really good today.
November 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
He's been really good today.
We think he was actually in the process of calling for a foul while the play was in the middle of happening. Inexcusable.
November 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
We think he was actually in the process of calling for a foul while the play was in the middle of happening. Inexcusable.
(to be clear: Randolph and Mortimer, not Luke and Bo.)
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
(to be clear: Randolph and Mortimer, not Luke and Bo.)
I think of him and Hassett as the Duke Brothers for our time
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I think of him and Hassett as the Duke Brothers for our time