Douglas Simmons
@dougsimmons1.bsky.social
Curiouser and curiouser. Just be reasonable ... or funny.
Massimo@Rainmaker1973
How to debone a fish with a spoon
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Michelle
Just once I would like to put a whole fish in my mouth and pull out a perfectly intact skeleton. Is it too much to ask?
How to debone a fish with a spoon
x.com/i/status/201...
Michelle
Just once I would like to put a whole fish in my mouth and pull out a perfectly intact skeleton. Is it too much to ask?
February 1, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Massimo@Rainmaker1973
How to debone a fish with a spoon
x.com/i/status/201...
Michelle
Just once I would like to put a whole fish in my mouth and pull out a perfectly intact skeleton. Is it too much to ask?
How to debone a fish with a spoon
x.com/i/status/201...
Michelle
Just once I would like to put a whole fish in my mouth and pull out a perfectly intact skeleton. Is it too much to ask?
Lilly, you're the lone dingo barking in the desert.
January 21, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Lilly, you're the lone dingo barking in the desert.
There seems to be no need for diplomats, they just need their warlords, apparently.
January 7, 2026 at 2:16 PM
There seems to be no need for diplomats, they just need their warlords, apparently.
and has a dangerously-reduced contingent of air traffic controllers. So, we should show respect by dressing well? There is nothing special about air travel any more. 2/2
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
and has a dangerously-reduced contingent of air traffic controllers. So, we should show respect by dressing well? There is nothing special about air travel any more. 2/2
Yea. The industry has carved out all amenities, crammed us in like sardines, lost our luggage over and over, overbooked us, failed to leave and arrive on schedule, has regular computer failures,
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Yea. The industry has carved out all amenities, crammed us in like sardines, lost our luggage over and over, overbooked us, failed to leave and arrive on schedule, has regular computer failures,
Good one George. Gave JD just enough rope and cut him off. WE all heard the coniving and bullshit.
October 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Good one George. Gave JD just enough rope and cut him off. WE all heard the coniving and bullshit.
I need a few Tylenol for the headache the Dumbster gives me.
September 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I need a few Tylenol for the headache the Dumbster gives me.
Love the contrast between his huge chest and head and his tiny hands.
September 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Love the contrast between his huge chest and head and his tiny hands.
That's hilarious!!!
Michelle
"Geez, I’m so sorry…I’m not normally ticklish."
(Me, to the nail lady I kicked in the face during my pedicure)
Michelle
"Geez, I’m so sorry…I’m not normally ticklish."
(Me, to the nail lady I kicked in the face during my pedicure)
September 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
That's hilarious!!!
Michelle
"Geez, I’m so sorry…I’m not normally ticklish."
(Me, to the nail lady I kicked in the face during my pedicure)
Michelle
"Geez, I’m so sorry…I’m not normally ticklish."
(Me, to the nail lady I kicked in the face during my pedicure)
Hahahahahahaha!!! It's not easy to get a laugh outta me anymore. Thanks! 🤣
Michelle
Coffee isn’t enough.
I need to be struck by lightning.
Michelle
Coffee isn’t enough.
I need to be struck by lightning.
September 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Hahahahahahaha!!! It's not easy to get a laugh outta me anymore. Thanks! 🤣
Michelle
Coffee isn’t enough.
I need to be struck by lightning.
Michelle
Coffee isn’t enough.
I need to be struck by lightning.
... I got you flowers ...
August 22, 2025 at 1:10 PM
... I got you flowers ...
Great work Dr. Leis!!
Canadian Medical Association
Congratulations to Dr. Maria Leis, recognized for her tireless advocacy for gender equity and access to care. From co-founding the Cover Contraception campaign, to addressing global leaders ....
Canadian Medical Association
Congratulations to Dr. Maria Leis, recognized for her tireless advocacy for gender equity and access to care. From co-founding the Cover Contraception campaign, to addressing global leaders ....
August 16, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Great work Dr. Leis!!
Canadian Medical Association
Congratulations to Dr. Maria Leis, recognized for her tireless advocacy for gender equity and access to care. From co-founding the Cover Contraception campaign, to addressing global leaders ....
Canadian Medical Association
Congratulations to Dr. Maria Leis, recognized for her tireless advocacy for gender equity and access to care. From co-founding the Cover Contraception campaign, to addressing global leaders ....
Guilty.
Michelle
Well, well, well, if it isn't me writing all the things from last week's to-do list on this week's to-do list.
Michelle
Well, well, well, if it isn't me writing all the things from last week's to-do list on this week's to-do list.
August 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Guilty.
Michelle
Well, well, well, if it isn't me writing all the things from last week's to-do list on this week's to-do list.
Michelle
Well, well, well, if it isn't me writing all the things from last week's to-do list on this week's to-do list.
Yea. We know right away who didn't read the instructions.
Michelle
So, "Naked Hiking" means no GPS, no music, no maps, no distractions. Probably should’ve looked that one up first… 🍂🍁😳🚶♂️🌲😂
Michelle
So, "Naked Hiking" means no GPS, no music, no maps, no distractions. Probably should’ve looked that one up first… 🍂🍁😳🚶♂️🌲😂
August 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Yea. We know right away who didn't read the instructions.
Michelle
So, "Naked Hiking" means no GPS, no music, no maps, no distractions. Probably should’ve looked that one up first… 🍂🍁😳🚶♂️🌲😂
Michelle
So, "Naked Hiking" means no GPS, no music, no maps, no distractions. Probably should’ve looked that one up first… 🍂🍁😳🚶♂️🌲😂
They recognize it's autocracy. Many support it. Many don't but don't know how to change it. When more feel the pain, they will fight back.
Emmett Macfarlane 🇨🇦
Paraphrase: Americans have nothing to celebrate asthey have now transitioned to a fascist regime. And too few even recognize it.
Emmett Macfarlane 🇨🇦
Paraphrase: Americans have nothing to celebrate asthey have now transitioned to a fascist regime. And too few even recognize it.
July 4, 2025 at 12:06 PM
They recognize it's autocracy. Many support it. Many don't but don't know how to change it. When more feel the pain, they will fight back.
Emmett Macfarlane 🇨🇦
Paraphrase: Americans have nothing to celebrate asthey have now transitioned to a fascist regime. And too few even recognize it.
Emmett Macfarlane 🇨🇦
Paraphrase: Americans have nothing to celebrate asthey have now transitioned to a fascist regime. And too few even recognize it.
Then why did you vote for Bill C-5 against the loud, clear and united objections of First Nations chiefs?
Anita Vandenbeld
... Today we celebrate the rich history and cultures of Indigenous Peoples and reaffirm our commitment to full Reconciliation.
Anita Vandenbeld
... Today we celebrate the rich history and cultures of Indigenous Peoples and reaffirm our commitment to full Reconciliation.
June 22, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Then why did you vote for Bill C-5 against the loud, clear and united objections of First Nations chiefs?
Anita Vandenbeld
... Today we celebrate the rich history and cultures of Indigenous Peoples and reaffirm our commitment to full Reconciliation.
Anita Vandenbeld
... Today we celebrate the rich history and cultures of Indigenous Peoples and reaffirm our commitment to full Reconciliation.