Boner Vivant
@dougtilley.bsky.social
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I skeet econo. Newfie in Ontario. Cinema Smorgasbord podcast . Protect trans lives. He/Him. Maybe partying will help.
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dougtilley.bsky.social
Sorry I didn't follow you back, but your feed is shit. It's fucking shit.
dougtilley.bsky.social
But he still says he was married in that statement. Isn't it a heck of a lot more likely that he just got the year wrong in the statement.. Since it would have been easier just to lie? Do we have any actual proof?
dougtilley.bsky.social
I'm not even sure what you're arguing. Of course he was a kid.. A newly married couple adopting a clearly troubled kid is odd (especially when the adopter is young as well) but where is there any evidence - or even suggestion - of pedophilia?
dougtilley.bsky.social
(not putting it past him to be lying, but if we're going to be calling someone a pedophile it's gotta be based on more than vibes)
dougtilley.bsky.social
Apparently some folks are annoyed about me using Newsweek as source (instead of the quoted post that has no source at all), but if there's a sourced article that says he was unmarried.. Share it!

Here's what the NYT and Business Insider say.
dougtilley.bsky.social
I can't find a source that says that. New York Times says he was married. Business Insider says he was married.
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realgdt.bsky.social
Was completely on purpose
juliansingleton.bsky.social
Threw on the new Criterion of NIGHTMARE ALLEY 2021 and forgot that the reappearance of Richard Jenkins and Mary Steenburgen makes this the Catalina Wine Mixer of Guillermo Del Toro's oeuvre.
dougtilley.bsky.social
It's really our obligation to make sure the things we're broadcasting out into the world have some sort of validity.
dougtilley.bsky.social
I don't know thing one about this situation, and Johnson is awful, but this article elaborates on this story and.. I don't know, man. He was married. He wasn't a kid (like the picture seems to imply).

Seems like the skeet I'm quoting is nonsense.
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dougtilley.bsky.social
Super Mario RPG
Sonic the Hedgehog, Donkey Kong 3
Adventures of Lolo 1 and 2
King's Knight, Dig Dug, Chew Man Fu

Harvest Moonnnnn
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dougtilley.bsky.social
I love a king who tempts fate.
tenletters.bsky.social
“I’m not officially 100 until December. 2 months. 2 months. It’d be funny if I didn’t make it… I brag sometimes about how I made it to 100, & the truth is, if I had known I was going to live this long, I would’ve taken better care of myself… It is frustrating, because I don’t know what I did right.”
Dick Van Dyke Jokes ‘It’d Be Funny if I Didn’t Make It’ to 100 Years Old: ‘If I Had Known I Was Going to Live This Long, I Would’ve Taken Better Care of Myself’
Dick Van Dyke will celebrate his 100th birthday on Dec. 13.
variety.com
dougtilley.bsky.social
Marry Gin Blossoms. No question.
Kill Collective Soul. That's the world I know.
Fuck those handsome devils in the Goo Goo Dolls.
josie.zone
Okay here's a REAL prompt

Fuck/Marry/Kill:

-Gin Blossoms
-Goo Goo Dolls
-Collective Soul
dougtilley.bsky.social
Super Mario RPG
Sonic the Hedgehog, Donkey Kong 3
Adventures of Lolo 1 and 2
King's Knight, Dig Dug, Chew Man Fu

Harvest Moonnnnn
dougtilley.bsky.social
My wife gets mad because every time I get on a plane I write "God wouldn't DARE kill me" on social media.
dougtilley.bsky.social
I love a king who tempts fate.
tenletters.bsky.social
“I’m not officially 100 until December. 2 months. 2 months. It’d be funny if I didn’t make it… I brag sometimes about how I made it to 100, & the truth is, if I had known I was going to live this long, I would’ve taken better care of myself… It is frustrating, because I don’t know what I did right.”
Dick Van Dyke Jokes ‘It’d Be Funny if I Didn’t Make It’ to 100 Years Old: ‘If I Had Known I Was Going to Live This Long, I Would’ve Taken Better Care of Myself’
Dick Van Dyke will celebrate his 100th birthday on Dec. 13.
variety.com
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jessehawken.bsky.social
If you're in Buffalo you can still buy a ticket to see Stereolab tonight for $30 bucks, what a deal
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dougtilley.bsky.social
Sorry, those are my funko pops now
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dougtilley.bsky.social
If I see anyone with a nerdy Wi-Fi network name in my apartment building I immediately hack it and steal their banking information.
dougtilley.bsky.social
Sorry, those are my funko pops now
dougtilley.bsky.social
If someone said this to me I'd immediately Christine Chubbuck myself the next time I was on camera.
maxtani.bsky.social
Bari Weiss introduced herself to CBS News staff today on the network's 9AM call, saying she wants to "win," which requires restoring trust to CBS. She also said she was excited for staff to get to know the Free Press, and ended her remarks by saying: "Let's do the fucking news."
dougtilley.bsky.social
If I see anyone with a nerdy Wi-Fi network name in my apartment building I immediately hack it and steal their banking information.