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Dov Samuel 🍁🍎🥧+🎬
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After one year of Trump and Project 2025, Democrats can’t figure out to top “Dark Brandon” as a response to Trump and MAGA.

They don’t deserve our vote.
January 8, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Already looking forward to 2027.
January 4, 2026 at 4:21 AM
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Mon Mothball
June 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Trump’s going to park those tanks in front of the U.S. Capitol Building and Supreme Court.
June 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Still applies.
May 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
In the past every time Trump mentioned market related news before the market opened you knew he was gaming the system for his friends and family. Now, I think it's a combination of insider trading and moderate dementia.
March 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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american masculinity is so amazing. caring about clothes as a man apparently makes you "gay" but our position on geopolitics totally depends on whether you wear a suit
March 1, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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February 24, 2025 at 9:35 AM
February 23, 2025 at 8:57 AM
The only counter Trump leadership is coming from Bernie. Cue the DNC anti Bernie crowd in 3, 2, 1…
February 23, 2025 at 7:41 AM
February 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Crying because Poppy's foster mom posted this video of her getting zero interest at Saturday's adoption event. My heart can't take it, someone please adopt this perfect senior. www.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...
January 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Is everything in the CVS just a loss leader for the booze and prescription drug side of the business? Why else is so much out of stock or locked up? They have security guards who sit there and watch shoplifters casually stroll out of the stores.
January 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Truth.
January 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The Rose Parade happening.
January 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Days Of Heaven ass Central California.
December 30, 2024 at 6:13 AM
Trump gets his buddy Gaetz gets out of trouble in the House by resigning to be attorney general. He knows this will never happen and a week later it was dead. #gaetzgate
December 23, 2024 at 9:26 PM
President-elect Mump.
December 20, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Dems had a drone strike President (Obama) and a now a “genocide-adjacent” President. Can’t wait to get the DNC email asking me to sign Biden’s farewell card and throw in some money too.
December 19, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Mmm…travel size. #stockingstuffer
December 19, 2024 at 5:38 AM
Pretty pretty.
December 10, 2024 at 4:28 PM
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I am starting to have doubts about this claim.
December 6, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Gen X hot take.

Red Wine Supernova > Champagne Supernova
December 5, 2024 at 6:00 AM
“Hello, this your insurance company. Is this hitman central casting? We regret to inform you that all major operations need to be pre approved under the rules of your PPO plan.” #medicareforall
December 5, 2024 at 3:17 AM
The transformation really is remarkable.
November 30, 2024 at 8:25 PM