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Here, @bsky.app, let me fix it for you.
January 25, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Hey @bsky.app, I think your Trending widget might be broken. You've got Caturday. Great! But it seems like a major event that a lot of people have been talking about on here for hours is missing...
January 25, 2026 at 12:12 AM
My pet murderbeast's primary goal is the eradication of all life and even *she* thinks ICE is going waaaay too far.
January 24, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Every now and then I'm tempted to try Chick-fil-A, but then I'm reminded of this clip from The Good Place.
January 18, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Shakespeare for some top shelf subtweeting
January 14, 2026 at 3:06 PM
You have my pledge that the licensing fees for using my word this year will be entirely reasonable for many and that the proceeds will not go entirely to gold-plating my home and pets.
January 1, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Technically, not one of those bands.
December 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Honestly, I wait for the mails from Heater before I donate to @katmabu.bsky.social's campaign. Up with the far-left meowist agenda (and cat photos)!

www.katforillinois.com
December 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Oh wait, here we go. My policy of saving cute Weyland photos has paid off.
December 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
This is the best I can do.
December 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Probably not the most important thing, but I appreciate that the fundraising mails from @katmabu.bsky.social often include pictures of her cat.

www.katforillinois.com
October 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Not sure what my rooting interests are now for the M's. I think they'd be better off in the 2 seed and face either Detroit or Cleveland. But then again, getting the 1 seed could potentially mean an MVP matchup between Cal and Judge.
September 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
ICE raids in LA and LAPD disrupting protests? I saved a handy screenshot a while ago to sum up my thoughts...
June 7, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Savage, but fair.
May 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM