I desperately need to get on @theamazingrace.bsky.social so I can refuse to film the Expedia ad seriously.
"Oh my God, look at these exorbitant fees."
*Turns directly to the camera* "And the app just crashed!"
"Oh my God, look at these exorbitant fees."
*Turns directly to the camera* "And the app just crashed!"
May 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I desperately need to get on @theamazingrace.bsky.social so I can refuse to film the Expedia ad seriously.
"Oh my God, look at these exorbitant fees."
*Turns directly to the camera* "And the app just crashed!"
"Oh my God, look at these exorbitant fees."
*Turns directly to the camera* "And the app just crashed!"
Watching a Cuomo mayor ad, I think I'm anti-cancel culture now because it doesn't fucking work anymore and they keep coming back
April 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Watching a Cuomo mayor ad, I think I'm anti-cancel culture now because it doesn't fucking work anymore and they keep coming back
The guy next to me at this concert wants to merge into one entity and I just don't know if I'm ready for that 😳
March 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The guy next to me at this concert wants to merge into one entity and I just don't know if I'm ready for that 😳
I want to succumb to my illness and feel the sweet embrace of death (minor cold)
January 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I want to succumb to my illness and feel the sweet embrace of death (minor cold)
They need to make The Traitors more like Town of Salem. I wanna see Vigilante Tony, Jailor Jeremy, that douchebag from Vanderpump Rules can be a Jester, and there's one Executioner gunning for some random Bravo lady.
January 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
They need to make The Traitors more like Town of Salem. I wanna see Vigilante Tony, Jailor Jeremy, that douchebag from Vanderpump Rules can be a Jester, and there's one Executioner gunning for some random Bravo lady.
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December 6, 2024 at 10:09 PM
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Autocorrect: Let's turn that into a completely different word!
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After weeks without rain: It needs to rain! It's a drought, there's brushfires!
One day of rain: Lol okay that's enough actually
One day of rain: Lol okay that's enough actually
November 21, 2024 at 9:47 PM
After weeks without rain: It needs to rain! It's a drought, there's brushfires!
One day of rain: Lol okay that's enough actually
One day of rain: Lol okay that's enough actually
Don't let #shrinkflation distract you from the fact that #Chipotle salsa options suck and always have. They have no flavor. Your options are "spicy," "less spicy" or "fucking tomatoes."
September 5, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Don't let #shrinkflation distract you from the fact that #Chipotle salsa options suck and always have. They have no flavor. Your options are "spicy," "less spicy" or "fucking tomatoes."
Thanks Google for making Gmail easier to use by hiding half of the buttons behind a second click
June 17, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Thanks Google for making Gmail easier to use by hiding half of the buttons behind a second click
Hot take maybe but Buffalo Wild Wings should ban that buffalo from the restaurant, his antics are bothering the other customers
March 25, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Hot take maybe but Buffalo Wild Wings should ban that buffalo from the restaurant, his antics are bothering the other customers
When you use social media so rarely people assume you got hacked 😑
February 2, 2024 at 11:07 PM
When you use social media so rarely people assume you got hacked 😑
I just got Magilla Gorilla and Grape Ape mixed up. Very embarrassed, I'm such an idiot. 😭
December 24, 2023 at 8:32 PM
I just got Magilla Gorilla and Grape Ape mixed up. Very embarrassed, I'm such an idiot. 😭
The DMV is an evil organization created to feed on mankind's primal fear of having to go "oh sorry I didn't know I was supposed to do that"
November 1, 2023 at 3:38 PM
The DMV is an evil organization created to feed on mankind's primal fear of having to go "oh sorry I didn't know I was supposed to do that"
I think the main problem with jobs is that they fail to take into account our complete lack of giving a fuck
September 6, 2023 at 9:54 PM
I think the main problem with jobs is that they fail to take into account our complete lack of giving a fuck