Chris Cooley + throwing.

Every Breath You Take would like a word.

The manuscript says as such.

Trump’s ‘Gender Ideology’ order creates a federal mandate defining gender as the sex of an embryo at conception.

Impacts: As all embryos have female sex characteristics at conception, all Americans are now defined as female under this order. (3/3)

If beer can be hot, Coors’ whole existence falls apart. What else can’t we know?

Getting asked to leave a bar after the 5th consecutive play of Fuck The Pain Away is a favorite life achievement.

And you know Fran ain’t letting off the gas…

Need @celebrityhottub.bsky.social saw puppet games on Chuck and Shaq. Which was more: Spud Webb career blocks or Bronny total professional points?

This Syracuse almost makes me forget what the basketball program has become. Almost.

Can you take a detour on an upcoming medium of your choice about the Nic Cage level of debt this man had to be in to do this movie?