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I didn't read "Cabinet picks" but since they're all men I think you know what I read instead 🥒An and yes definitely not safe with any of them 🙄
February 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I didn't read "Cabinet picks" but since they're all men I think you know what I read instead 🥒An and yes definitely not safe with any of them 🙄
It makes seeing them 2 day's previously at Hammersmith the more special if Mike was unwell then it didn't show in the performance 😍 absolutely breathtaking.
February 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
It makes seeing them 2 day's previously at Hammersmith the more special if Mike was unwell then it didn't show in the performance 😍 absolutely breathtaking.
Don't tallia-tell me that I just want to escape this tort-helli it's pasta joke now
February 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Don't tallia-tell me that I just want to escape this tort-helli it's pasta joke now
Yep Tories shit on you literally and metaphorically they're a one point party 🤔
February 21, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Yep Tories shit on you literally and metaphorically they're a one point party 🤔
How will anyone shock Putin when the most pressing question they seem to come up with is "should I tongue bathe your left or right testicle first?"
February 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
How will anyone shock Putin when the most pressing question they seem to come up with is "should I tongue bathe your left or right testicle first?"
I wouldn't trust that smarmy git to sell me a used teabag 😳
January 29, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I wouldn't trust that smarmy git to sell me a used teabag 😳
What are the odds they chose an all white aryan blonde family by accident? I suppose Mum and Dad have their feet behind the sofa pressed into migrants necks? 😳
January 26, 2025 at 9:58 AM
What are the odds they chose an all white aryan blonde family by accident? I suppose Mum and Dad have their feet behind the sofa pressed into migrants necks? 😳
I can do all the classic positions and some new ones 😍
1) Downward dead like a dog
2) Do I need too pee but I'm comfy
3)Hello is that uber eats? My regular please?
🤣
1) Downward dead like a dog
2) Do I need too pee but I'm comfy
3)Hello is that uber eats? My regular please?
🤣
January 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I can do all the classic positions and some new ones 😍
1) Downward dead like a dog
2) Do I need too pee but I'm comfy
3)Hello is that uber eats? My regular please?
🤣
1) Downward dead like a dog
2) Do I need too pee but I'm comfy
3)Hello is that uber eats? My regular please?
🤣
I'm in noway trying to belittle the victims of the Holocaust (something some people do on a daily basis 😢) but what's the betting if these 'journalists' were around in 1944 they'd be calling gas chambers efficient clothes drying apparatus
January 21, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I'm in noway trying to belittle the victims of the Holocaust (something some people do on a daily basis 😢) but what's the betting if these 'journalists' were around in 1944 they'd be calling gas chambers efficient clothes drying apparatus
Of course not his hand would've been burnt 😂
January 21, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Of course not his hand would've been burnt 😂
Well I suggest if America won't take them and we sure as hell don't want them the happy medium solution is drop them in the ocean at the halfway point 😂
January 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Well I suggest if America won't take them and we sure as hell don't want them the happy medium solution is drop them in the ocean at the halfway point 😂
It's like we've sent the SEN kids on a field trip
January 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
It's like we've sent the SEN kids on a field trip
Idon't understand why people say "at least you haven't got" so what you're actually saying to me is you don't want me to be cured but youdo with absolutely no basis in healthcare judge I must be suffering slightly less than a mythical person you've created in your head 🤦🏼♂️try empathy that also works.
January 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Idon't understand why people say "at least you haven't got" so what you're actually saying to me is you don't want me to be cured but youdo with absolutely no basis in healthcare judge I must be suffering slightly less than a mythical person you've created in your head 🤦🏼♂️try empathy that also works.
Ok I'll put my name down for the 30th of Septobery 😁
January 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Ok I'll put my name down for the 30th of Septobery 😁
That's until a new flareup on day 394 when you long for the peace of the relative previous 393 days 🤣
January 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
That's until a new flareup on day 394 when you long for the peace of the relative previous 393 days 🤣
King Charles the 2nd dislocated his head from his body 🤭 that was a bit careless 😂
January 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
King Charles the 2nd dislocated his head from his body 🤭 that was a bit careless 😂
I'd love to say I'm used to at least 7 injections a day, countless self administered blood test 6-10 times a day countless hospital appointments with the added bonus I might just collapse just for the shits and giggles because I've gone hypo 🤔 nope still not used to it 35 years on.
January 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I'd love to say I'm used to at least 7 injections a day, countless self administered blood test 6-10 times a day countless hospital appointments with the added bonus I might just collapse just for the shits and giggles because I've gone hypo 🤔 nope still not used to it 35 years on.
But my one sobering thought is how fucked up would I be if I deviated slightly from "the plan"? I also think car crusher operators also follow a plan and the end result is a car crush so maybe my plans fine but I'm looking at the end result all wrong? 🤣🤣🤣🤣😕
January 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
But my one sobering thought is how fucked up would I be if I deviated slightly from "the plan"? I also think car crusher operators also follow a plan and the end result is a car crush so maybe my plans fine but I'm looking at the end result all wrong? 🤣🤣🤣🤣😕
To be clear you're probably safer in a relationship locked bathroom with a rifle going off every 5 seconds than with any of Trump's pricks err I mean picks 🤔 actually maybe I was right first time 😂
January 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
To be clear you're probably safer in a relationship locked bathroom with a rifle going off every 5 seconds than with any of Trump's pricks err I mean picks 🤔 actually maybe I was right first time 😂
I wonderif they'veever done a studyon the correlation between people whoget angry about strangers putting stuff on theirown pizza andthe same people getting angry about peoplechoosing to date someone they 'disapprove' of? I'msorry but if it'snot your pizza or yourrelationship get back in your ownbox
January 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I wonderif they'veever done a studyon the correlation between people whoget angry about strangers putting stuff on theirown pizza andthe same people getting angry about peoplechoosing to date someone they 'disapprove' of? I'msorry but if it'snot your pizza or yourrelationship get back in your ownbox
Doesn't matter if 2000000 watch it live and in person 🤥 or if 1 man and his dog does the headline is already been written "millions watched me it has been fantastical unbelievable, the most watched anything EVER. People cried it was beautiful" as written by a Mr D Trump for USA today
January 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Doesn't matter if 2000000 watch it live and in person 🤥 or if 1 man and his dog does the headline is already been written "millions watched me it has been fantastical unbelievable, the most watched anything EVER. People cried it was beautiful" as written by a Mr D Trump for USA today
And you just know she's thinking of 75 different ways to use/dispose his body before the inauguration 🤣
January 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
And you just know she's thinking of 75 different ways to use/dispose his body before the inauguration 🤣
I truly believe Lee Anderson is a Inspector Grimm from Thin Blue Line tribute act youtu.be/M-cvQC0xsu0?...
Inspector Grim Ranting
YouTube video by The Thin Blue Line Comedy
youtu.be
January 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I truly believe Lee Anderson is a Inspector Grimm from Thin Blue Line tribute act youtu.be/M-cvQC0xsu0?...
What's the betting if he could Don would have a "I stand with Adolf" t-shirt
January 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
What's the betting if he could Don would have a "I stand with Adolf" t-shirt
When a tsunami turns into a pissing into a hurricane contest all that's certain is they'll end up with piss on their face.
January 12, 2025 at 1:35 PM
When a tsunami turns into a pissing into a hurricane contest all that's certain is they'll end up with piss on their face.