A distinction without a practical difference.
December 31, 2025 at 4:51 AM
A distinction without a practical difference.
Two worst cases of chronic cranial rectumitis I’ve ever seen.
December 31, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Two worst cases of chronic cranial rectumitis I’ve ever seen.
He’s a public health professional in the mold of RFK Jr. Wouldn’t surprise me if he also had a brain worm.
December 31, 2025 at 4:48 AM
He’s a public health professional in the mold of RFK Jr. Wouldn’t surprise me if he also had a brain worm.
The MAGA GOP has put me off leggy blondes for good.
December 31, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The MAGA GOP has put me off leggy blondes for good.
Marie Antoinette? With Trump, it would be, “Let them eat shit!”
December 31, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Marie Antoinette? With Trump, it would be, “Let them eat shit!”
Were they wearing white hard hats and carrying rolled-up blueprints and clipboards?
December 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Were they wearing white hard hats and carrying rolled-up blueprints and clipboards?
Donald Trump. The Energizer Bunny of idiots.
December 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Donald Trump. The Energizer Bunny of idiots.
Accusations are not proof, but they’re plenty good enough for impeachment and removal. Especially in this case where they’re more likely true than not.
December 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Accusations are not proof, but they’re plenty good enough for impeachment and removal. Especially in this case where they’re more likely true than not.
Stupid is what a toddler calls the spinach sitting on his dinner plate.
December 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Stupid is what a toddler calls the spinach sitting on his dinner plate.
I think Trump is on short final.
December 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I think Trump is on short final.
Trump even put up a couple of Festivus poles at the White House, as I recall.
December 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Trump even put up a couple of Festivus poles at the White House, as I recall.
Bullshit is a structurally weak material for construction of a foundation.
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Bullshit is a structurally weak material for construction of a foundation.
A foundation built on lies is a weak foundation indeed.
December 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
A foundation built on lies is a weak foundation indeed.
Played to Putin’s Colonel Klink.
December 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Played to Putin’s Colonel Klink.
Don’t threaten with a good time!
December 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Don’t threaten with a good time!
By all accounts (looking at you, Stormy!), Trump is not the one who should be engaging in dick-swinging.
December 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
By all accounts (looking at you, Stormy!), Trump is not the one who should be engaging in dick-swinging.
Next time, put an AirTag on baby Jesus.
December 22, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Next time, put an AirTag on baby Jesus.
You’re ascribing to malice that which can easily be explained by stupidity. But being stupid doesn’t necessarily exclude maliciousness.
December 22, 2025 at 5:59 AM
You’re ascribing to malice that which can easily be explained by stupidity. But being stupid doesn’t necessarily exclude maliciousness.
That’s his Mafia name. Donald “Two Weeks” Trump.
December 19, 2025 at 6:25 AM
That’s his Mafia name. Donald “Two Weeks” Trump.
The Republicans have parachutes. The American people have anvils.
December 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The Republicans have parachutes. The American people have anvils.
Speechless? Did he die?
December 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Speechless? Did he die?
There’s so many of them, the Dems will have to set up a Department of Impeachments.
December 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
There’s so many of them, the Dems will have to set up a Department of Impeachments.