Nah

Because you acted upset and I don't want anyone to have a bad time? Why are you being so weird?

Ah, thanks for the feedback! I appreciate the perspective. It's a dumb joke from the best baby skit in I Think You Should Leave and you're right; it's in poor taste. I do see value in mocking assholes infringing on trans rights though and that was my ultimate intent. Will work on my messaging!

Writing queer, erotic literature and sending it to [email protected]

I don't know; I'm lost. I thought this was Facebook marketplace. 🤷🏼‍♀️

How did you know?!? Did he squat in your basement for an indeterminable period which your renovation guy guesses must have been at least 6-8 months too?

P.s. also notes of sawdust. Intel suggests he may have been creating small wooden figures reminiscent of early mesopotamian fertility icons.