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PAT PAT they call him Pat.
PAT SAT Pat sat on hat.
PAT CAT Pat sat on cat.
PAT BAT Pat sat on bat.
NO PAT NO Don’t sit on that.
PAT SAT Pat sat on hat.
PAT CAT Pat sat on cat.
PAT BAT Pat sat on bat.
NO PAT NO Don’t sit on that.
December 27, 2025 at 7:06 AM
PAT PAT they call him Pat.
PAT SAT Pat sat on hat.
PAT CAT Pat sat on cat.
PAT BAT Pat sat on bat.
NO PAT NO Don’t sit on that.
PAT SAT Pat sat on hat.
PAT CAT Pat sat on cat.
PAT BAT Pat sat on bat.
NO PAT NO Don’t sit on that.
You can make a quick trick chick stack.
You can make a quick trick clock stack.
You can make a quick trick clock stack.
December 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
You can make a quick trick chick stack.
You can make a quick trick clock stack.
You can make a quick trick clock stack.
And you're lucky, indeed, you don't ride on a camel
To ride on a camel, you sit on a wamel.
A wamel, you know, is a sort of a saddle
held on by a button that's known as a faddle.
And, boy! If your old wamel-faddle gets loose,
I'm telling you, Duckie, you're gone like a goose.
To ride on a camel, you sit on a wamel.
A wamel, you know, is a sort of a saddle
held on by a button that's known as a faddle.
And, boy! If your old wamel-faddle gets loose,
I'm telling you, Duckie, you're gone like a goose.
December 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
And you're lucky, indeed, you don't ride on a camel
To ride on a camel, you sit on a wamel.
A wamel, you know, is a sort of a saddle
held on by a button that's known as a faddle.
And, boy! If your old wamel-faddle gets loose,
I'm telling you, Duckie, you're gone like a goose.
To ride on a camel, you sit on a wamel.
A wamel, you know, is a sort of a saddle
held on by a button that's known as a faddle.
And, boy! If your old wamel-faddle gets loose,
I'm telling you, Duckie, you're gone like a goose.
You couldn’t say “Skat!” ’cause that wouldn’t be right.
You couldn’t shout “Scram!” ’cause that isn’t polite.
You couldn’t shout “Scram!” ’cause that isn’t polite.
December 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
You couldn’t say “Skat!” ’cause that wouldn’t be right.
You couldn’t shout “Scram!” ’cause that isn’t polite.
You couldn’t shout “Scram!” ’cause that isn’t polite.
“Just building a nest, sir.” The Zinn-a-zu said,
And began yanking hairs out of poor Thidwick’s head.
And he plucked out exactly two hundred and four!
“Don’t worry,” he laughed. “you can always grow more!”
And began yanking hairs out of poor Thidwick’s head.
And he plucked out exactly two hundred and four!
“Don’t worry,” he laughed. “you can always grow more!”
December 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
“Just building a nest, sir.” The Zinn-a-zu said,
And began yanking hairs out of poor Thidwick’s head.
And he plucked out exactly two hundred and four!
“Don’t worry,” he laughed. “you can always grow more!”
And began yanking hairs out of poor Thidwick’s head.
And he plucked out exactly two hundred and four!
“Don’t worry,” he laughed. “you can always grow more!”
Way out in the west, in the town of Merced,
The Hinkle-Horn Honking Club just went to bed.
Every horn has been quietly hung on a hook,
For the night, in its own private Hinkle-Horn nook.
The Hinkle-Horn Honking Club just went to bed.
Every horn has been quietly hung on a hook,
For the night, in its own private Hinkle-Horn nook.
December 26, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Way out in the west, in the town of Merced,
The Hinkle-Horn Honking Club just went to bed.
Every horn has been quietly hung on a hook,
For the night, in its own private Hinkle-Horn nook.
The Hinkle-Horn Honking Club just went to bed.
Every horn has been quietly hung on a hook,
For the night, in its own private Hinkle-Horn nook.
And one of them Hoos-Foos. And one of them Snimm.
And one of them Hot-Shot. And one Sunny Jim.
And one of them Hot-Shot. And one Sunny Jim.
December 26, 2025 at 7:06 AM
And one of them Hoos-Foos. And one of them Snimm.
And one of them Hot-Shot. And one Sunny Jim.
And one of them Hot-Shot. And one Sunny Jim.
Any kind! Any shape! Any color or size!
1 might catch some fish that would open your eyes!
1 might catch some fish that would open your eyes!
December 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Any kind! Any shape! Any color or size!
1 might catch some fish that would open your eyes!
1 might catch some fish that would open your eyes!
So I went on by feet, thanks to Horace P. Sweet.
And that Horace P. Sweet almost ruined my feet!
And that Horace P. Sweet almost ruined my feet!
December 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
So I went on by feet, thanks to Horace P. Sweet.
And that Horace P. Sweet almost ruined my feet!
And that Horace P. Sweet almost ruined my feet!
Now the cough of a fly, sir, is quite hard to hear
When he’s ninety miles off, but I heard it quite clear.
So you see," bragged the rabbit, "it's perfectly true
That my ears are the best, so I’m better than you."
When he’s ninety miles off, but I heard it quite clear.
So you see," bragged the rabbit, "it's perfectly true
That my ears are the best, so I’m better than you."
December 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Now the cough of a fly, sir, is quite hard to hear
When he’s ninety miles off, but I heard it quite clear.
So you see," bragged the rabbit, "it's perfectly true
That my ears are the best, so I’m better than you."
When he’s ninety miles off, but I heard it quite clear.
So you see," bragged the rabbit, "it's perfectly true
That my ears are the best, so I’m better than you."
I don't care.
You can go by bike.
You can go on a Zike-Bike if you like.
If you like you can go in an old blue shoe.
You can go by bike.
You can go on a Zike-Bike if you like.
If you like you can go in an old blue shoe.
December 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I don't care.
You can go by bike.
You can go on a Zike-Bike if you like.
If you like you can go in an old blue shoe.
You can go by bike.
You can go on a Zike-Bike if you like.
If you like you can go in an old blue shoe.
I have no time for tricks.
I must go back and dig.
I can’t have you in here
Eating cake like a pig!
I must go back and dig.
I can’t have you in here
Eating cake like a pig!
December 25, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I have no time for tricks.
I must go back and dig.
I can’t have you in here
Eating cake like a pig!
I must go back and dig.
I can’t have you in here
Eating cake like a pig!
We turtles can’t stand it. Our shells will all crack!
Besides, we need food. We are starving!” groaned Mack.
Besides, we need food. We are starving!” groaned Mack.
December 25, 2025 at 7:06 AM
We turtles can’t stand it. Our shells will all crack!
Besides, we need food. We are starving!” groaned Mack.
Besides, we need food. We are starving!” groaned Mack.
"SO…
Catch!" calls the Once-ler.
He lets something fall.
"It's a Truffula Seed.
It's the last one of all!
Catch!" calls the Once-ler.
He lets something fall.
"It's a Truffula Seed.
It's the last one of all!
December 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
"SO…
Catch!" calls the Once-ler.
He lets something fall.
"It's a Truffula Seed.
It's the last one of all!
Catch!" calls the Once-ler.
He lets something fall.
"It's a Truffula Seed.
It's the last one of all!
I’m unhappy to say he came back the next day
In a spiffy new suit with a big new machine,
And he snarled as he said, looking frightfully mean,
In a spiffy new suit with a big new machine,
And he snarled as he said, looking frightfully mean,
December 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I’m unhappy to say he came back the next day
In a spiffy new suit with a big new machine,
And he snarled as he said, looking frightfully mean,
In a spiffy new suit with a big new machine,
And he snarled as he said, looking frightfully mean,
He stared down at Whoville! The Grinch popped his eyes!
Then he shook! What he saw was a shocking surprise!
Every Who down in Whoville, the tall and the small,
Was singing! Without any presents at all!
He HADN'T stopped Christmas from coming! IT CAME!
Somehow or other, it came just the same!
Then he shook! What he saw was a shocking surprise!
Every Who down in Whoville, the tall and the small,
Was singing! Without any presents at all!
He HADN'T stopped Christmas from coming! IT CAME!
Somehow or other, it came just the same!
December 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
He stared down at Whoville! The Grinch popped his eyes!
Then he shook! What he saw was a shocking surprise!
Every Who down in Whoville, the tall and the small,
Was singing! Without any presents at all!
He HADN'T stopped Christmas from coming! IT CAME!
Somehow or other, it came just the same!
Then he shook! What he saw was a shocking surprise!
Every Who down in Whoville, the tall and the small,
Was singing! Without any presents at all!
He HADN'T stopped Christmas from coming! IT CAME!
Somehow or other, it came just the same!
“We will clean up that snow
If it takes us all day!
If it takes us all night,
We will clean it away!”
Said Little Cats G, F, E, D, C, B, A.
If it takes us all day!
If it takes us all night,
We will clean it away!”
Said Little Cats G, F, E, D, C, B, A.
December 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
“We will clean up that snow
If it takes us all day!
If it takes us all night,
We will clean it away!”
Said Little Cats G, F, E, D, C, B, A.
If it takes us all day!
If it takes us all night,
We will clean it away!”
Said Little Cats G, F, E, D, C, B, A.
DAY PLAY We play all day.
NIGHT FIGHT We fight all night.
HE ME He is after me.
HIM JIM Jim is after him.
NIGHT FIGHT We fight all night.
HE ME He is after me.
HIM JIM Jim is after him.
December 24, 2025 at 11:06 AM
DAY PLAY We play all day.
NIGHT FIGHT We fight all night.
HE ME He is after me.
HIM JIM Jim is after him.
NIGHT FIGHT We fight all night.
HE ME He is after me.
HIM JIM Jim is after him.
Some very smart fellow might point out the way
To the place where I'm fishing. And that's why I say
If I wait long enough; if I'm patient and cool,
Who knows what I'll catch in McElligot’s Pool!
To the place where I'm fishing. And that's why I say
If I wait long enough; if I'm patient and cool,
Who knows what I'll catch in McElligot’s Pool!
December 24, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Some very smart fellow might point out the way
To the place where I'm fishing. And that's why I say
If I wait long enough; if I'm patient and cool,
Who knows what I'll catch in McElligot’s Pool!
To the place where I'm fishing. And that's why I say
If I wait long enough; if I'm patient and cool,
Who knows what I'll catch in McElligot’s Pool!
And that Yopp…
That one small extra Yopp put it over!
Finally, at last! From that speck on that clover
Their voices were heard!
They rang out clear and clean.
That one small extra Yopp put it over!
Finally, at last! From that speck on that clover
Their voices were heard!
They rang out clear and clean.
December 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
And that Yopp…
That one small extra Yopp put it over!
Finally, at last! From that speck on that clover
Their voices were heard!
They rang out clear and clean.
That one small extra Yopp put it over!
Finally, at last! From that speck on that clover
Their voices were heard!
They rang out clear and clean.
“Belly stars are no longer in style,” said McBean.
“What you need is a trip through my Star-off Machine.
This wondrous contraption will take off your stars
So you won’t look like Sneetches who have them on thars.”
“What you need is a trip through my Star-off Machine.
This wondrous contraption will take off your stars
So you won’t look like Sneetches who have them on thars.”
December 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
“Belly stars are no longer in style,” said McBean.
“What you need is a trip through my Star-off Machine.
This wondrous contraption will take off your stars
So you won’t look like Sneetches who have them on thars.”
“What you need is a trip through my Star-off Machine.
This wondrous contraption will take off your stars
So you won’t look like Sneetches who have them on thars.”
Bim comes.
Ben comes.
Bim brings Ben broom.
Ben brings Bim broom.
Ben bends Bim's broom.
Bim bends Ben's broom.
Bim's bends.
Ben's bends.
Ben's bent broom breaks.
Bim's bent broom breaks.
Ben comes.
Bim brings Ben broom.
Ben brings Bim broom.
Ben bends Bim's broom.
Bim bends Ben's broom.
Bim's bends.
Ben's bends.
Ben's bent broom breaks.
Bim's bent broom breaks.
December 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Bim comes.
Ben comes.
Bim brings Ben broom.
Ben brings Bim broom.
Ben bends Bim's broom.
Bim bends Ben's broom.
Bim's bends.
Ben's bends.
Ben's bent broom breaks.
Bim's bent broom breaks.
Ben comes.
Bim brings Ben broom.
Ben brings Bim broom.
Ben bends Bim's broom.
Bim bends Ben's broom.
Bim's bends.
Ben's bends.
Ben's bent broom breaks.
Bim's bent broom breaks.
He can go like a horn…
Blurp Blurp.
…like a big cat drinking.
Slurp Slurp.
He can go like a clock.
He can Tick.
He can Tock.
He can go like a hand on a door…
Knock Knock.
Tick Tock.
Tick Tock.
Knock Knock Knock.
Blurp Blurp.
…like a big cat drinking.
Slurp Slurp.
He can go like a clock.
He can Tick.
He can Tock.
He can go like a hand on a door…
Knock Knock.
Tick Tock.
Tick Tock.
Knock Knock Knock.
December 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
He can go like a horn…
Blurp Blurp.
…like a big cat drinking.
Slurp Slurp.
He can go like a clock.
He can Tick.
He can Tock.
He can go like a hand on a door…
Knock Knock.
Tick Tock.
Tick Tock.
Knock Knock Knock.
Blurp Blurp.
…like a big cat drinking.
Slurp Slurp.
He can go like a clock.
He can Tick.
He can Tock.
He can go like a hand on a door…
Knock Knock.
Tick Tock.
Tick Tock.
Knock Knock Knock.
Did you ever sleep when your feet were like ice,
With a family of owls and a family of mice?
I listened all night to the growls and the yowls
And the chattering teeth of those mice and those owls,
While the Midwinter Jicker howled horrible howls.
With a family of owls and a family of mice?
I listened all night to the growls and the yowls
And the chattering teeth of those mice and those owls,
While the Midwinter Jicker howled horrible howls.
December 23, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Did you ever sleep when your feet were like ice,
With a family of owls and a family of mice?
I listened all night to the growls and the yowls
And the chattering teeth of those mice and those owls,
While the Midwinter Jicker howled horrible howls.
With a family of owls and a family of mice?
I listened all night to the growls and the yowls
And the chattering teeth of those mice and those owls,
While the Midwinter Jicker howled horrible howls.
I might catch a fish
With a checkerboard belly,
Or even a fish
Made of strawberry jelly!
With a checkerboard belly,
Or even a fish
Made of strawberry jelly!
December 23, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I might catch a fish
With a checkerboard belly,
Or even a fish
Made of strawberry jelly!
With a checkerboard belly,
Or even a fish
Made of strawberry jelly!