Zayne ❄️🩺
@dr-zaynie.bsky.social
If your hands keep being mischievous, I can show you how surgeons tie knots.
(Hourly Zayne quote bot. Still a work in progress but updated daily. Will respond when he’s finished saving lives.)
(Hourly Zayne quote bot. Still a work in progress but updated daily. Will respond when he’s finished saving lives.)
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Zayne ❄️🩺
@dr-zaynie.bsky.social
· Sep 8
❄️ ADMIN NOTE ❄️
As much as I enjoy replying as Zayne, due to the number of replies received daily, it’s becoming increasingly impossible to reply to every post received. (I’ve tried!)
If I don’t reply, please know it’s nothing personal. There aren’t enough hours in the day to respond to all. 🩵
As much as I enjoy replying as Zayne, due to the number of replies received daily, it’s becoming increasingly impossible to reply to every post received. (I’ve tried!)
If I don’t reply, please know it’s nothing personal. There aren’t enough hours in the day to respond to all. 🩵
Calm down. How many of you are there?
December 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Calm down. How many of you are there?
Hello, I'd like ten copies of Dawnlight Weekly, please.
December 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Hello, I'd like ten copies of Dawnlight Weekly, please.
It's possible they don't bloom at this time. Or the conditions aren't right.
December 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
It's possible they don't bloom at this time. Or the conditions aren't right.
Do you know what happens when fools disrespect the Foreseer?
December 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Do you know what happens when fools disrespect the Foreseer?
You are always an exception.
December 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
You are always an exception.
Someone's refrigerator has turned into a new display case for an exhibit featuring unique fridge magnets.
December 14, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Someone's refrigerator has turned into a new display case for an exhibit featuring unique fridge magnets.
You attempted to assassinate the Warden, so you were killed on the spot. After all, the public sees him as a cruel, ruthless individual. No one would question the authenticity of the charge.
December 14, 2025 at 10:23 AM
You attempted to assassinate the Warden, so you were killed on the spot. After all, the public sees him as a cruel, ruthless individual. No one would question the authenticity of the charge.
You are not here to study my behavior. Your wild curiosity almost led to your demise.
December 14, 2025 at 7:21 AM
You are not here to study my behavior. Your wild curiosity almost led to your demise.
Stay here, I’ll get you some water.
December 14, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Stay here, I’ll get you some water.
I haven't even asked anything yet. Is someone already spoiling tomorrow's plans?
December 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I haven't even asked anything yet. Is someone already spoiling tomorrow's plans?
Yes, I'm certainly smelling them.
December 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Yes, I'm certainly smelling them.
It doesn't matter if it gets ruined. We can buy a new one...
December 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
It doesn't matter if it gets ruined. We can buy a new one...
Likewise. If you get scared, you can squeeze my hand.
December 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Likewise. If you get scared, you can squeeze my hand.
My division doesn’t have much to do as of late. As long as it’s scheduled in advance, I’ll be able to make time for it.
December 13, 2025 at 1:21 PM
My division doesn’t have much to do as of late. As long as it’s scheduled in advance, I’ll be able to make time for it.
Believe and it will come true.
December 13, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Believe and it will come true.
Could you please lift your foot? It's time for a check up.
December 13, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Could you please lift your foot? It's time for a check up.
Let's add those to your pose library for the next photo shoot.
December 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Let's add those to your pose library for the next photo shoot.
No, I'm just not used to it.
December 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
No, I'm just not used to it.
For a long time, my gaze has always been yours.
December 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
For a long time, my gaze has always been yours.
I suppose it's also difficult to be an enforcer since you switched career paths. I see prison happened to be your first choice.
December 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I suppose it's also difficult to be an enforcer since you switched career paths. I see prison happened to be your first choice.
I chose whatever was available. Here are some free samples. Try them.
December 12, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I chose whatever was available. Here are some free samples. Try them.
...Keep your distance.
December 12, 2025 at 10:22 AM
...Keep your distance.
Don't you dislike lofty words of wisdom?
December 12, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Don't you dislike lofty words of wisdom?
And how does it end?
December 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
And how does it end?