Me:
I could never have a bull. I am ungovernable.
Also me when a fit, charming and chill guy with a huge shlong shows interest in my wife:
*frantically running around after him w/ headset and clipboard like a douchebag actor's agent in some movie with an Adam Sandler cameo*

To respect me and my work, please read all posts as if they are being read by Dracula Flow. To disrespect me, do the same as the former, but spit in my mouth.

Its weird how much people wanna shame and humiliate you as a cuck. Like no, dude. Shut up and fuck my wife??? She's here to get dick stop getting distracted

Beat my meat so hard the other day my nuts playin analog horror jumpscares on my body

Nutted so crazy style to her dirty talking about her bull I couldn't talk for 20 minutes and just giggled at the ceiling like I hopped out the lobotomy

What up bluesky its your patron deity baby